The 10 Year Plan (2014)

If you want something utterly mindless, full of gay stereotypes, and that's only funny because it's labeled a comedy then the 10 Year Plan is a good choice.To be fair, the film is no worse than most TV sitcoms. But as far as gay comedy goes even a few episodes of Will & Grace are much better. (The two main characters in 10 Year Plan are essentially Jack and Will.)That said, the one character (can't recall the name, don't care) who keeps chasing off boyfriends because he's so needy and pathetic is well portrayed in that. Just like his dates I wanted to leave the room whenever he was on screen.

I watched this on a friend's recommendation, expecting a fluffy romance dangling from an enjoyably contrived premise (hey, it worked for decades of MGM movies, right?), but no. This is, without doubt, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Writer/director J.C. Calciano tries hard to make a movie that looks good and capitalises on the eye candy potential of its two leads, but both Jack Turner (as hopeless romantic Myles) and Michael Adam Hamilton (as Grindr superuser Brody) deliver performances that are respectively horribly lacklustre and toe-curlingly bad. It doesn't help that they're both so bland, mannered, and manicured that it's hard to tell them apart after a while. Performance issues aside, the writing is either weaker than wet tissue paper or just doesn't make sense. Myles' coworker Diane (Teri Reeves) is a caricature strung together from obnoxious sexual puns and jokes about booze and women's biological clocks, allowing the move to espouse some sexist attitudes that leave a misandric taste in the mouth, but even the wisp-thin plot isn't safe from Calciano's wavering logic. The event supposed to bring Myles and Brody's relationship to the climactic point of realising they wanted each other all along is when Brody hooks up with Myles' new boyfriend "Hunter" (Adam Bucci) via Grindr, causing the jealousy and emotional baggage between them to flare into misunderstanding. Except... "Hunter" used a different name, and Brody left the minute he realised the guy was Myles' boyfriend, so there is literally no conflict here beyond Myles taking the fact he misjudged yet another relationship out on his friend, which is not really how the confrontation seems to go down.The whole thing is just terrible, neither character has the emotional range or depth that would have made the story worthwhile, and the actual story mechanics don't work. Possibly the only redeeming quality this movie has is that it showcases Brody being happily out at work with a straight friend/partner (Moronai Kanekoa) who - excepting one predictable moment of discomfort in a gay bar - is wholly supportive and comfortable embroiling himself in Brody's relationship drama. That is definitely evidence of social progress, but it's not enough to warrant watching this hot mess.

Bad acting, cheesy clichés, stilted dialogue, beautiful male eye candy. It's a pretty mediocre film, but I watched it to the end because it was nice just watching hot guys mooning over each other. Of course, they had the chemistry of, well, two C-grade actors that had just met, but whatchya gonna do?

I honestly felt this movie was uplifting. Brody and Myles were just adorable together right from the start. Yes I thought Brody was stupid for trying to get him to like him by sleeping with his suppose date Hunter! However, he went through the trouble in getting the right guy for Myles by pulling lots of guys out of Grindr. Although I think it's not the answer to finding a prince charming there but it works for some people! I loved Diane, she was such a good friend to Myles like she was always there for him too. I say she would cheer anyone up with her craziness! Although she tends to go over the top but that's OK, she's just awesome! I really think this should be in any cinemas near you because there's not any good movie as this screening in a typical cinema. It would really hit more awards, I feel it! Well done to JC Calciano and Matthew Solari for making this movie happen!