The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

I'll give this a 10 out of 10 just to counterbalance the low voters a bit. It's worth at least 6 out of 10.Are those votes low because of the nudity? It's a soft-core porno movie, what did you expect? Same for anyone expecting an action movie or something like that. I wonder how many of the voters actually saw the movie.This movie is an extremely humorous Lord of the Rings spoof with nudity in it. Nothing more but also nothing less. The dialogs are better than a lot of regular comedies, let alone the average porno. Sure they did not have a huge special effects budget, but they used what they had the best they could, and they came up with a very entertaining script.

It could be The Lord of the G-Strings: The Two Towers. Yeah. Anyway, this is a typically weak, but harmless Seduction Sinema movie. My favorite part, besides the obvious, are two names: Smirnof and Ballem. They are funny. I kept wondering why Dildo Saggins name wasn't Dildo Packin. I realize that Saggins is closer to Baggins, but isn't Packin a much better image? Hmm. And the ending, wouldn't it be better if there was actually some want to get rid of the G-String, that would make it funnier that there, essentially is no ending. Thoughts? Now, back to the obvious. Misty Mundae has nice little breasts with light pink nipples, AJ Khan's butt centered, stripper dancing is very pleasant, and Ruby Larocca's short cameo as a sultry barmaid seduced by the horny Mundae is a highlight. Also, all wood nymphs should have tongue piercings. That is all.

OK first its soft-core porn, if you don't like a lot of soft lesbian scenes you may as well go elsewhere. As far as porn rip offs of well known films go this isn't bad. The characters are easy enough to laugh at, Erin Brown (Aka Misty Mundae) is hysterical as the main character and her wizard mentor Smirnof will have you in stitches. The plot is of course a very simplified version of the Tolkien books with as many sex based jokes as they could cram into one script. The effects are cheap and so are the costumes but you won't care. The actors know they are making a cheap parody and they run with it playing it for laughs all the way. There are several times they break the fourth wall but if it worked for Groucho it can work for this film. Grab a beer or 6 and some pretzels, but try not to drink to fast or you may end up doing spit takes while watching this.

Man... I thought I'd seen some bad movies before, but this is seriously the worst ever. Its so bad, that if you are even the least bit drunk or high you'll find this movie hilarious. There are 6-8 totally ugly chicks who all just keep getting naked. The production value is zero, think high school project done in a weekend. It was obviously filmed in a park, and nothing, no amount of seeing the people in the movie naked could ever make up for how terrible this movie is. Yea I laughed my ass off, but if you have to spend even one dollar on it, its overpriced. I caught it on latenight television, and I felt bad, really bad, for everyone involved in the movie. You can't plan on making something this bad, it has to just happen. A quick spoiler: the hobbits, or whatever they're called in this movie, enter a tavern which is supposed to be in the forrest in medieval time and make out on the tavern pool table, which looks brand new. Man... SO bad.