Within (2005)

If you want to waste precious time of your life, then watch this movie. Stupid story, bad photography, bad acting and so on. I really wonder how it is possible, that people put money in making such a bad movie. Even that actors want to participate in it. Unbelievable... They must be the ones in desperate need for some money. I have seen many movies. Good , bad, stupid, uncreative, fascinating, compelling, intriguing, moving, and whatsoever you Can feel through them. But this one tops all of them in being boring, dull, and leaving you completely unsatisfied. Leaving you with a feeling: Did I really waste time of my life watching this??? Am I so stupid??? If it would have been possible to rate in under 0, I would have giving it a -10!! It will be difficult to find something to waste your lifetime in a more unsatisfying way. Go look for something else!!!

A group of cocky Americans and their Kazakh guides go into a "cursed" cave. What follows appears to have been filmed with Photobooth on someone's Macbook with the "glow" effect turned all the way up. We're set up for something supernatural--the creature that stalks and kills most of the party seems to be capable of causing magnetic disturbances and is apparently impervious to bullets--but I guess they didn't have the budget for that. Instead we get a tacked-on ending about the disfigured survivor of a plane crash (who managed to singlehandedly bring the entire wing of a plane through the narrow tunnels of a cave at age 12...yeah, don't ask) and the whole thing ends with some freaky caveman rape.Seriously the worst movie ever. The best part about it was getting to write this review as revenge for the time taken out of my life to see it.

This movie started off boring and lost my interest before people even started getting killed off. At some point some one died and I started watching it again only to become bored once more. Also in this movie we see some truly god awful camera work, characters randomly pulling out guns from no where when they are on a caving expedition and we later find out the baddie is just one normal cave dwelling man who is somehow able to have perfect dark vision, rip people to pieces either with his bare hands or his spears(first how does he manage that, and second how did he even craft them?) and he also has the ability to move perfectly silently through waist high water. The movies only way to try and make the bad guy scary is by never showing you him until the very end and flashing random lights on and off, killing anyone who suffers epilepsy (also I don't know how they made it look so much like a disco with supposedly only three torches/ flashlights) In the end I guess the film maker realised just how much hate mail they would soon be getting and in an attempt to try and redeem themselves they shot a final scene where we get a half baked description of the creatures origins and a random cave man rape scene where for no reason at all we get more flashing lights that gave our poor camera man a seizure thus providing yet more terrible camera work.I would say the best part of this movie was when the cave man had his way with a young girl no one cares about and wishes died off earlier in the film (considering this scene was terrible it speaks volumes about the rest of the movie). This was the best scene though mostly because the credits follow a few seconds afterwards.

First of all, the rating "1" is far too much it should be "- 1Billion"."The cavern" is probably the worse movie I ever saw. It was a complete waste of my time. There is no suspense, no action, no lights and only silly shouting people. One cannot see anything at all for the whole movie length, a bit of light then a lot of darkness for the rest of the time.Did the writer, the producers, the actors, anybody from the team think they had a story to tell? What is the point of sending people to a cave and have them all killed by some kind of a very very hungry monster? They complain all the time their battery is almost empty but all keep both their lights on! They constantly shout that they have to be quiet... A very logical and well thought movie indeed!Moreover, they go to Kazakhstan, but say "russian" during the whole movie. It's not because you do not have money that you shouldn't know about your geography. And i don't think there are jungles in Kazakhstan.My best piece of advice : DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS CRAP!!!!