In Search of the Titanic (2004)

This movie is just...a phenomenon.There are bad movies, just think of a movie you know is bad, something the critics nor the public could like and I suspect even that movie at least showed some semblance of professionalism, they at least made sense, they gave the impression that there was some kind of quality control so a certain kind of undemanding viewer could occupy themselves briefly before they left the hotel room for dinner.But not here. This is a level of shoddiness that I never expected could even come about; no one would part with the money required for animation if they knew what this was. How Lucid were the people writing this? They must have known. This HAS to be some kind of Winter for Hitler project where they could get more if the movie failed. And it's he sequel to an almost as bad movie!But I don't hate this. I love that something like this exists since it jus defies belief. The imagery and the bizarre lines and the plot that's jus tall over the place...watch it once and then just feast on all the media that's been creating pointing every absurdity , every plot hole, every shoehorned piece of absurdity.It can get kind of dull: it drags so much in places since they struggle to progress the plot in any way but talking but wowee this will give you new respect for the continental bargain bin, American Movie rip-offs.It's in that so bad it's almost good category so my rating of 5/10 factors that in. If I couldn't laugh at its expense it would be a big 0.

In Search of the Titanic or Tentaclino.Intro:The most important thing about this film Titanic: The Legend Goes On and The Legend of the Titanic is that they are all really terrible animated movies. But luckily I have to review only one of them. Yes folks I'm here to talk about the one with a rapping shark! So how bad could this animated feature be? Well let's just get it over with.Story:There are a million reasons why all the story for the flick is awful and predictable and unoriginal. Here are 3 examples 1: The movie has written horribly. 2: The plot is disastrous. And 3: The rest is just destructive. And yet there is no plot summary i should give this time. Definitely not my kind of story I have looked for in an animated movie. 1/10Animation:You guys should be following what I need to warn you right now. THE ANIMATION IS TOXIC AND DISRUPTING! And The film looks so ugly that I can't take it so much. It's a Deathtrap full of brain- damaging visuals! Also IT IS POSIONOUS! Please. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM IT! Heheheha. You have been warned. 1/10Characters:OMG. All the Characters are most abusive and unimportant. And yes even a rapping shark named Cleatus is annoying me. Ugh! Would somebody please make that stop? Apparently the Characters of this film are unsettling. I mean come on. They are abominable at best. What could go wrong? They are also unfunny. I did not want these characters to exist again. 1/10Concluison:I have had no choice but to never watch this satanic creature of an animated film again. In Seacrh of the Titanic is by far one of the worst movies in all of animation history. With a disastrous story, toxic and disrupting and poisonous animation and all the characters that are still abominable at best it's one of the animated movies you just gotta stay away from! And remember to follow my warning about it's animation. I do not this film to anyone especially those are fans of the James Cameron version. Believe me when i say it's too venomous for me to watch. But I think it's time to throw it away folks. I'm giving this poisonous venomous disrupting and satanic piece of animation crud 1 sinking titanic out of 10. You know what fellows? All I can say is Everyone will die if they don't follow my warning. Screw this movie to freaking heck! Now if you will excuse me I need to prepare myself to fight against all the Italians because they will all eventually see this review and hunt me down. My rating 1/10

When the Nostalgia Critic mentioned a sequel to the first awful movie I was shocked and saw the movie myself. My expression was either rage or stunned.1. The animation is pretty bad. The designs are confusing and weird. Plus the lip syncing doesn't even work. 2. The 'story' is involving them looking for the Titanic for some unknown reason and then they go to Atlantis. This is so dumb on so many levels. Plus they're too many plot holes and unanswered questions. Why did to Atlantis people help the humans? I thought they were supposed to be secret. Plus why are they trying to stop the rats when they don't have the magic elixir and just have water instead? Why didn't they send the humans back home? They have families and friends who probably miss them and you stuck them on a deserted island. How can the rats take over the world with an elixir that can only be used to breath under water? The list goes on and on.3. The characters are dull and flat. I don't know anything about them and hardly remember their names. They could be replaced by totally different characters and you would never be able to tell the difference.The Titanic is a tragic event that killed thousands of lives. This is a way you want to remember the lost lives? Creating a movie that's pretty much insulting them and the audience alike? I'm sorry but that's repulsive. Stick with the James Cameron version and leave this film under the waves.

Usually, there are some animated movies that are really bad like The Nut Job and Troll in Central Park. But they're movies like this one that is just mind-blowing. This is an animated movie that's so bad, you swear that your brain was leaking by a fork on your head. I actually did seen the other two animated Titanic movies like a year ago, and I will say that the one with the rapping dog is by far the best of the three (but that's not saying much). For those who want to know the story of Tentacolino, it's pretty much like this. Three years after Tentacles saved the Titanic from the OTHER animated Titanic movie (spoilers!, for those who haven't seen that one), our leads from the last movie boards in to this yellow ball that looks like it hasn't been made till the 30s-40s, just to find the sinking ship of the Titanic. Then, a bunch of jail wearing suit sharks find them and then after the sharks ate off the rope, it fall down to the floor of the ocean. And Tentacles had found it and he noticed the people who are in it, he tried to pull it out from the rocks blocking it but failed. However, everything is all fine and dandy now thanks to the......Atlantean people. And there's some sub-plots like the rat colony but they really don't matter. However, the ending is just amazing in so many wrong ways. I'm not really gonna spoil it but I'll say that it's such a continuity error that it makes the other Titanic movie and this one..to be never existed.But everything else......it's pretty much have been said already.Score: 0.8/10All I can say is that this is the most astonishing worst animated movie that I've ever seen, but it's also the most fabulous worst one that I've ever seen.If you're thinking of watching this and the other one without the rapping dog (obviously for the people that had tried to find the worst of movies), go right ahead but I must warn you that they can go insane out of everything, and you think that you can survived them easily from watching the reviews or hearing about them, but um..(small laugh)....you don't.