Pledge This! (2006)

Happy Birthday, Paris! February 17! I totally love Paris Hilton's movie, 'Pledge This!'. Paris is cool because she knows there are so many gross people out there. Beautiful people like Paris and I should not have to put up with ugly fat slobs. All of these dumb girls want to join Paris' sorority house, but they really are not good enough, so why shouldn't me and Paris make fun of them and use them to have a laugh? Dumb bitches... go raid a dog house somewhere.Best line in the film is when Paris sees all these losers swimming at her house on campus: "Is everybody from 'MySpace' in My Pool?".

It's hard to put into words what's so inhumanly bad about this movie. You have to see it to understand, but be warned that this isn't one of those so-bad-it's-good flicks. There's something deeply perverse about this movie. Now a lot of movies are full of perverted humor and are very funny, there are many more that are full of lewd humor and are not so funny, but this one is not only unfunny. There's a sadistic undercurrent to it all.This film is like a propaganda piece made a by a dictator in an attempt to seem self-effacing: it only makes him appear more ruthless. Here Paris Hilton thinks she is making fun of a "hot chick" image she imagines herself to have! Instead of humor, however, follows a series of unbelievably barbaric and dehumanizing hazing ritual/pranks inflicted upon other girls and Hilton's boyfriend. For instance, getting the girls to pick up used condoms which results in their bouncing a ball of used condoms; getting the girls to advertise themselves as sl*ts by the side of the road; fooling the boyfriend into copulating with a poodle. Intentionally or not, there's something about the way the movie's shot which makes it seem as if this is to be enjoyed, that Paris is enjoying it, and that's what makes the movie especially disturbing.I don't know to what extent the plot and feel of the movie are the brainchild of Paris, so maybe she's not the one to blame. But she seems right at home in the movie. If this movie came from any one mind, it must either be a twisted mind or a vapid mind, probably both. This tripe makes "1 Night In Paris" look like Casablanca. It makes a classic like "Animal House" look tasteful, and so it is, because any gross and irreverent humor is included with precise effects in mind, not shoveled on gratuitously. Even "American Pie" seems highbrow in comparison!

this movie is absolutely amazing, its level of sophistication is beyond belief. despite what most people say, this is actually a philosophical film that requires a high level understanding of plato's republic, combined with arthur schopenhauer's thesis on the human condition this is truly a master piece. a hidden gem. It is one of those rear classics that gets better every time. after i watched it the 8th time, its true meaning suddenly hit me like a 10 tonne coconut on my head. a must watch, and must watch repeadtly until it hits you. It is best watched with a bunch of relatives so you can discuss and reflect on your family relationships afterwards. wow. amazing. i'm going to watch it again right now.

Great movie; as an example of how bad a movie can suck.You'll get some masochistic enjoyment watching this 'train wreck' of a film. Once you've watched it, come back here and read some of the 'loved it' reviews.. you'll laugh your butt off. (obviously, many were written by the studio.. how could anyone say Paris does a great performance in this?!) Won't kids who have Paris as a role model end up watching this gratuitous T&A film? Won't somebody please think of the children? Paris looks disgusting, her lighting and makeup is poor and she doesn't do well to look young or sexy. She is putrid. Her performance is terrible, she can't deliver lines or never rehearsed (her dull performance in 'One Night In Paris' was better).There is a huge amount of failure in this film. It really is painful to watch. Please, Paris-cetamol for my headache anyone?