Crazy Bitches (2014)
7 girls and 1 fab gay guy plan a getaway to a remote ranch for a week of gossip and grub. They start off where they always do, old rivalries in place, extreme vanity covering great insecurities, but with a true love for each other underneath the bickering, sniping and sassing. A number of drinks into night one and a dark secret is revealed. The house they rented is the site of a mass murder of teenage girls 15 years earlier. Blood still stains the floors under replacement carpets. The killer still runs free. The girls take it for what it seems - a fun story for a rainy night by a roaring fire. But after one of them disappears and is discovered dead, the story doesn't seem so fun anymore. 1 by 1, they die, killed by their own vanity. The fun-filled week turns into a race against death. Who will make it out alive?
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While we read all the negative reviews, one should remember that not everyone is going to feel the same about a movie or TV show, web series, etc.. So when you read, "not worth it" Or "I wasted my time" ETC. Just remember, that is just their opinion. You may love the show. So don't feel like, "Oh, maybe I shouldn't watch this one" Just because Joe Blow said so. I haven't had the chance to see this show yet, but I will when I get the chance. Jane Clark is such an awesome Woman with great talents. She is great to talk to on a personal level. No, I do not know her, but I have briefly spoken to her in private messages.
Anyone who thinks this is the ordinary cabin in the woods scary movie will be only one percent correct. There were twists, turns, and I could not predict at any point in this movie by filmmaker Jane Clark, what would happen next. It is very unassuming at first, but if you choose to be presumptuous, you will be wrong, and then taken aback by this horror- comedy as well. I am a lover of all things horror for many years. I can honestly say I learned early on that Crazy Bitches was not of the ordinary. The story line was such that I was afraid for the characters that truly held their own. Cathy DeBuono is always a joy to watch as well Mary Jane Wells. Samantha Colburn, and John W. McLaughlin, what a character. I would guarantee to all my horror loving family and friends hands down.
This movie was unwatchably bad. I make it a habit to watch all horror genre entries, from the awful to the brilliant, and this one, this, this was the worst.I wonder what exactly constitutes "good acting" according to the positive reviews but when I think of "good acting" (e.g. Ellen Burstyn, Kevin Spacey, Sarah Snook) I imagine something that is exactly the opposite of the "performances" in this film. They might have been reading their lines off of cue cards, I dunno.Whoever this "Jane Clark" is, I have no idea, never heard of her before this, but if you want to see a brilliant horror director for inspiration, check out Jennifer Kent. As a writer/director she could mop the floor with this one.
I saw this movie at the Reeling Film Festival in Chicago, IL on September 21, 2014. The opening scene really sets the stage for the tone of the film with a mix of guilty pleasures, deceit and of course, horror. The setting for the film is remote and rustic already taking the characters out of their comfort zone.This film was full of suspense, thrills, mystery and just enough laughs to keep a great pace. The characters and their shared history is reach and deep with the a good balance of personal flaws and redeeming qualities. You can enjoy following the parallels between their escapades while living and their ultimate demise. This is a great choice for a light entertaining weekend movie!