Kill Cruise (1992)

Well, turns out the statement isn't true for skipper Jurgen Prochnow, but the individual parts of my summary quote accurately describes Elizabeth Hurley and Patsy Kensit, you'll just have to watch this thing to find out which is which. I'm not going to make it easy for you; I had to suffer through this thing and you will too.Can anyone explain what the point of this film was? I'm using the term 'film' rather loosely here. If you go by a couple other views on this board, the picture hovers between 'better than expected' and 'so bad it hurts', but I would assert that this kind of pain shouldn't be inflicted on unsuspecting viewers. The whole thing was about as pointless as that scene where The Skipper harpoons a shark for no other reason than to have blood appear in the water. If I'm wrong, somebody correct me.I don't know, I guess another reviewer had it right when they claimed that Willie was the best actor here. If the mutt looked familiar, he should have to fans of Kimba(?). Gee, why not just let the poor dog use his own name? Seems he had the best scene here when he gave new meaning to the term 'poop deck'.

This is a very interesting film which will keep your attention and at the same time entertain you right to the very end of the film. This film deals with two women, Sue (Patsy Kensit) and Elizabeth Hurley, (Lou) who enlist the services of a washed up drunken man named Jurgen Prochnow, ( The Skipper) who is a German Sailor and he owns a sailing vessel and is requested by the police authorities in the West Indes to leave their port. The Skipper meets up with these two young women in a night club called the "California" where he girls perform and sometimes give more than they are asked for. Eventually, these girls decided to sail to Barbados with the Skipper and this ride starts all kinds of sparks between two females, a dog and the Skipper, who pays very little attention sexually to these women. One of the girls finally gets some love and complete attention and the other girl gets very upset and starts all kinds of problems. You will never guess how this film ends and it is very suspenseful and will keep you on the edge of your seats. Enjoy

I saw the American version of this film and I'll probably never watch it again - the story doesn't seem to make any sense in the beginning and the things that the story lacks in reference to the plot of the film are revealed, in my mind, at the end of the film - like I said, imagination is a marvelous tool or talent, depending on the situation you are viewing! This is about two very twisted and sick women who hitch a ride with a sea skipper to Barbados, he being unaware as to what the two women are really up to!!! The cinematography is wonderful, the editing is horrible! You really have to use your brain to figure out the meaning of this film and to understand the behavior of the women passengers! Worth viewing, depending on what kind of mind you have!

This DVD proved to be one of the poorer movies I have seen. The plot makes little sense and one can never find any reason why the characters would do the things they do.Sue's motivations and actions make no sense at all. There is no logical explanation for any of the characters actions or their interactions with each other.Save your money