The Wild Women of Wongo (1958)

Mother Nature and Father Time decided to create Wongo a long time ago. Wongo has 2 groups: 1st group is of nothing but beautiful women. 2nd group is a couple days walk away and consists of brute men and ugly women. Mother Nature narrates the story of what happened.So there are some cute prehistoric women wearing a lot of make-up and their hair is fixed just perfectly with lots of hairspray. There are plain-jane women and ugly guys. OH and some parrots rolling around doing stupid pet tricks. Everybody runs around doing stupid things while saying their lame lines. The End.The film really is not worth the father time to watch. You'd be better off walking outside to view mother nature and birds flying instead of rolling around. Yes this film is a true dud.1/10

*Spoiler/plot- 1958, In the topical south seas there are two groups of tribal island people, men and women isolated. The viral men want to attract the beautiful women from their home island and attract the women from the island of ugly women.*Special Stars- Pat Crowley, Jean Hawksaw, Olga Suarez *Theme- Mankind always wants sexy womankind.*Based on- South seas island travelogues *Trivia/location/goofs- Filmed in Florida at the Coral castle roadside tourist attraction. This is a 'message' film. The female producer was a devote nudist and wanted to get the public to see the 'nudist' live positively.*Emotion- A somewhat forgettable for it's boring plot and amateurish scenes.

Ever see a puppy that was so ugly it was cute? That describes this dog of a movie. Gilligan's Island meets Ed Wood gone terribly wrong. Plot? It never thickens. Rather it starts out as thin as rice paper and remains just that transparent. Dialog? The dialog coach was sent out for coffee. Acting? It is to laugh. Sets? Well, none really. Special effects? Uh, there was that rubber alligator. Makeup? Think: Blue hair meant to look grey. But hey, it IS in colour. Maybe they should of thought about that before they called for makeup. Reality? This movie is a cinema dog rocket. But if you can get into Ed Wood meets Gilligan ... It IS kinda cute and good for a chuckle or two. But not much else.

OKAY! Let me explain why I rated this movie a 10.My family and I watched this movie, knowing WELL that it would be crap. So, for what we wanted, it was spectacular. We were able to make fun of the actors/actresses, and the plot (wait, what plot?) was as stupid as we'd hoped.If I rated this seriously, I'd give it a -1. It's not even deserving of a ZERO--that's how bad it was.The "Ape Tribe" they spoke of, was comprised of two men with Wolverine hair cuts, who died by the "Dragon God" (who was a crocodile, or alligator, whichever--either way, if Steve Erwin were alive, he ought to shout "CRIKEY!") and that was the end of them. Seriously. No other "ape men" were seen.My ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE part of the entire movie, was when they were "banished" from Wongo-- I mean, the inhabited half of Wongo, and sent to some strange Priestess, or some jazz like that-- and they were forced to do a crazy "dance." Seriously, there were about four women who were about to break their necks for the dance, and the rest remained completely uninterested, and barely moved. It was like they were imitating an old fart on the dance floor--except, with less enthusiasm.So, the movie was GREAT if you'd like to laugh, make fun of the people, and basically just make wise cracks about it, but if you were ACTUALLY looking for entertainment through the movie itself, boy, are YOU in for an unpleasant surprise.....