No Tell Motel (2012)

I knew this movie was going in the wrong direction when the driver of the motorhome takes the shortcut and then, for absolutely no reason, goes way too fast until...... yes, the motorhome crashes and the five young occupants have to take shelter in the broken down motel. I'm sorry folks, but believe it or not it just goes downhill from there. There is nothing new here, nor is there anything to make note of in this movie. It is just there. It is a movie. That is all I can say. So, if your only criteria for entertainment for the evening is that it be a movie, then this one qualifies! Otherwise, you can go to the dairy and see how milk is made and have a much better time.

i really wish i read up on this movie before i rented it. this movie sucks, bad acting. I mean come on, there friend dies, and no one cares ? like no one cry's or freaks out, its like nothing happen. these people need acting classes before they are put in another movie. and the chick on really cried when her boyfriend died,and these dead people popping up at random times.and at the end when the guy is about to rape Meagan , like who makes a little girl stand there and listen and watch that crap. acting or not, its wrong. the whole story line is messed up, sick and wrong.!!!and the end when she leave the guy on the table to die like what the? i thought she was better then that, shes just as sick as the rest of them. THEN she just stand in the middle of the road to get hit. like what was the point of trying to stay alive, when you just go and get yourself hit. wast of my time.hour and a half ill never get back.

How do you spell out that sound where you draw in air through your teeth as if you're looking at something that hurts? Ffffff? Because that's kind of the title I was looking for for this review.Yes, I did think it was that horrible. This was the sort of movie where, after I was done watching, I was pretty sure that I'd just seen the worst movie out of all the ones I've ever seen (that's probably overstating it, but as I seem to have actually blocked out any worse movies from my memory to live in peaceful ignorance, it's all I've got). It's definitely in my 'Top 3 Worst Movies' and it's the 'So bad it's horrible' kind.So, what was wrong with it? Well, for one, this was pretty generic both in the way it starts out and the ideas behind it - 'ideas' because this seems to be two generic horror plots mashed together to form one big pile of generic-feeling goo. Generically. Blending ideas can provide exciting new twists and improve the product but not for this bad boy.For two, it seemed to have trouble finding it's angle. It wasn't really a super slashy flick, it wasn't psychological, it wasn't really anything - just 'blah' (though, on a related note, it seemed the characters didn't have the same problem of finding a type - they were all the classic stereotypes).Three: THE ACTING. Dear Universe, it was so bad that even I could tell it was bad - and that's how you KNOW you're in trouble.And lastly, the script. It wasn't a good script, don't let anybody fool you. Some of the things the characters say just baffled me throughout it - whether it was super-over-expositioning something or saying something that just really didn't seem like it fit in the movie at all. Just bad.Really, a rating of 3< is REALLY generous for this movie.

Gotta say, a 3.1 is VERY generous of IBDM to give this movie. It starts like your typical horror flick where the driver decides to take a short cut instead of the normal route(Horror movie red flag #1). The group consists of 5 people, barely above the age of 18.(Horror movie red flag #2...for some reason, it's always a group of 5...) Now at the beginning of the movie is decent...it's just...for a horror movie...at no time was I scared...it held my interest at certain points, but sadly not really a movie that give you goosebumps. It definitely was not the worst movie I've ever seen...(look up the movie Grizzly flats...GAG!) That's definitely in my top 3 BAD movie picks. Anyway, this movie isn't terrible, but It's not the type of movie you'd see again, or tell people to watch.