1313: Bigfoot Island (2012)

1313: Bigfoot Island (2012)BOMB (out of 4) Beyond awful film from David DeCoteau has a bunch of topless guys walking around and there's also an incredibly awful looking bigfoot costume.Sorry if that's not enough of a plot description but that's pretty much all you need to know. This film is aimed at the gay community so that will explain why there are so many male models walking around without their shirts on. I don't mind that because, well, most horror films have topless women walking around so why not make things even? What I hated about this film as well as others like it is the fact that there's nothing going on.I love bad movies and low-budget movies but I almost struggle to call this thing a movie because you've basically got no plot and a camera capturing people walking around. I mean, who on Earth is this movie aimed at? Who is going to like watching this? As I said, I understand that the horror films of the 80s and beyond featured naked women but at the same time we were also given some sort of story. There's nothing like that here.

oh my god where do I start..do I really need to see a movie with every guy in it walking around without his shirt on...horrific acting,and it seems like every scene was of a shirtless guy walking thru a trail then getting sliced buy an obvious man in a $3 dollar gorilla suit....holy heck that's 76 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back..i rather put my hand in a deep fryer then to watch this mess..i think I would have a better time...if I could give it minus 20 stars I would..the only redeeming value was the lush scenery which was pretty nice...but other then that you are better off watching a 3 hour insurance seminar.the director was somehow obsessed with showing the same trees over and over.it was pure torture to watch.the first fifteen minutes there was nothing said.just some guy walking around with his shirt off.

Talk about a video with no redeeming value at all. All you get in this home video is several white boys with no shirts attempting to act very gay and sexy running through the forest with each killed by a man in a very cheap and baggy ape costume. The editor uses the same footage of certain shots over and over again. A young teenage girl prays to the forest spirit and that all she does over and over and over again. Oh God please strike me with blindness so I could never blight myself by watching this offering from Satan's outhouse again! Believe me folks you would rather be struck down with smallpox than view this flatulence from the bowels of the Antichrist himself. At the end there is an attempt at acting that could be better compared by two infants blowing spit bubbles and regurgitating on one another. Im not kidding folks, this video is that bad. In conclusion, this film was not as enjoyable as dinning on my newborns messy diaper.

For a series of movies that are under the 1313 name, this is one that was probably less of a plot than the other ones. Filming was not all that bad but there were a few noticeable mistakes. I will admit the scenery is breathtaking.As for Bigfoot, did not know he was ever portrayed having red fur.There is a second person walking down the road but with no backpack, suitcase or anything.As for the girl, unfortunately, what does she have to do with the movie? I am beginning to think that maybe she is bigfoot.Apparently, cell phones get great reception on this island of which I have only seen one home. Low budget but great cinematography. Sort of.