Vampire Boys (2011)

Jasin (Jason Lockhart) and his vampire brood's time is running out. In order for them to survive, Jasin needs to find a mortal to turn into a vampire to spend eternity with.There are numerous complaints one could have with this film. If you are homophobic, the overt gayness and exposed members might turn you off. But even if you dig gayness, there is plenty to scare you off -- mostly the absolutely terrible, emotionless acting. But also the complete denial of vampire mythology.The film does try to explain that vampire legends are myths, but this more or less removes any reason to call them vampires at all. Sure, they feed on blood... but this is all. Sunlight, mirrors, stakes, garlic and crosses are all perfectly fine.The only part I really liked at all was the flashback of how Jasin was turned into a vampire. But this was maybe one minute long and then it went back to terrible acting. I suppose I could be thankful the film is only 70 minutes long, but it feels like an eternity. Special thanks to Dan McGinnis for finding this gem.

This film could be worse. It's a stupid but kind of cute romance. If you go into it expecting it to be like a Twilight slashfic, as the image and summary should lead you to, it delivers on that pretty well.Now for the spoilerific part- It's worth seeing just to see how bad it is. The vamps don't seem to have much experience talking with fangs, the blood is SO FAKE, there's a random naked scene with the phrase "You have to go through him to get to me" used, a bonfire with a room mate, back tats, "he threw Adam through a tree", and bad editing involving an extra or two. I wouldn't pay to rent it, but for free streaming or something, totally worth the time.

I watched this movie after reading the reviews, but was pleasantly shocked by the movie. The movie is horrendous, no doubt but once you shut your mind and adjust to the nonsensical background score, it's pretty much a free ride. It's funny without actually meaning to be.The acting is horrible, the script more so, but somehow the chemistry between the two leads is fierce, esp. the bantering when they are discussing the vampire "myths"... Pretty much explained the anomalies of Twilight, like walking in the sun and not being affected by stakes, etc. and they made sense too. The music was awful and certainly did not help the mood of the movie. At times, it was better to mute and concentrate on the subtitles that hear that god-awful sound, but we got along. I especially hated the weird background score whenever Jasin- not Jason- touched Caleb. Not too mention the overdose of shirtless guys and the meadow threesome scene with shocking wiener shot was absurd and not required, but i believe as the target audience was probably gay teens it made sense, at least to the film-makers. The only token girl was Tara, but she was covered up to her ears - literally. The final scene was pretty touching, though. All-in-all, it is a pretty awfsful movie.

The sexy boys are the main attraction and I watched it with little expectation. With that said, It felt as if it were a film made by high school students with zero experience in film-making. The lack of budget combined with terrible acting and cheesy dialogue = a great example of how to not make a film. So if you are interested in making one yourself, I highly suggest to watch this to avoid making the same mistakes. I cannot say I was at any point drawn to the characters and the story but I did wonder if it could get any crappier...it always did. But hey! if you want to watch it for the sexy shirtless men making out, I say go ahead and enjoy yourself! Just fast forward to the fun! I give it a 3/10 due to the attractiveness of the male actors because they were the only enjoyable thing about the film.