All Babes Want To Kill Me (2005)
A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.
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Surprisingly it turned out to be not half bad.Perhaps it caught me in a particularly good mood, because this story of a kung fu loser searching for the girl who kicked his ass when he was 10 was relatively enjoyable entertainment.The main character basically gets picked on his whole life, but doesn't end up bitter which I liked a;lot.This movie is genuinely funny at a lot of parts like when the lady gives him a royal beat down in her backyard, when the dentist goes off on him and when he and his brothers get in a fist fight with attorneys. Made me laugh - 7/10.
***THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS***clearly someone is abusing IMDb... I guess someone really wants to cover up how bad this movie is. Just look at the ratings and judge for your self. Original post follows: So sad it's not even amusing.If only this movie had the qualities of the typical low budget b-movie, one could have had some enjoyment from the poor effects, bad acting or other such mainstays of cult b-movies.This movie left me entirely indifferent the whole way through. Nothing is genuinely funny or bad enough to be mildly amusing. I've watched some really horrid movies - including Uwe Boll productions - but I've never felt as entirely indifferent to all parts of a movie as this.Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a masterpiece next to this atrocity.
The Cho family, Ling and Shang, Vatchel and Mr. Cho. Ensemble work is intensely good, the women are all great and funny, fighting is solid, script rocks and the music is excellent. Memorable characters, well developed and fun. Good story about longing for people who never loved you and knowing the difference.
Some of the most memorable characters and lines. There is an addictive spirit in this that makes it big, sweeping and fun. Brilliant casting, great script, very funny, big laughs in the theater. This is a great film. The story flows beautifully carrying the theme that it's better to lose with all your might than to never play at all. The women are pretty and funny, the fighting is dynamic. Vatchel, played by Colin Miller, is Labrador sympathetic and rugged. His evil brother Shang is played by Gianni Lazuli. This guy is real funny and has a great look.