Super Cyclone (2012)

Watching right now on Netflix. This is one of the WORST "movies" ever. Even SyFy could have done a better job. The acting is way below par, the visual effects, if you can even call them that, are horrible. When looking into the cab of the truck, the windshield wipers are going strong and it's a complete downpour. Cut to an outside view, the sun is shining, it's barely raining and the wipers aren't moving. Acid rain during a tornado! GET IT TOGETHER! Please. Don't waste your time. The name pulls you in, the absolute ridiculousness blows you away just like the pretend twister. I'm from Oklahoma; I know a thing or two about tornadoes. The best quote of the whole movie: "We're getting off this rig."

I am only 21 minutes into this movie and already there are more holes than pound of Swiss cheese. For instance: A massive storm, the boat is rocking all over the place, people scrambling for cover, big waves, the whole nine yards. One man falls over board into a perfectly calm, what resembles a black bottom swimming pool. Later they're in the kitchen of the boat - everything on the shelves and counters are in perfect order, like they've not been touched at all. Not too mention, the sky is black, thunder crashing, winds blowing and yet strangely on the deck of the ship, the sun is shining and there is no sign of even a mild breeze anywhere. And the acting - WHERE do they get these people that play in these horrible, boring, ridiculous, so called disaster movies.

I do not normally say that a movie is horrible. I try to look at the intent of the film,the budget, etc. I know that SyFy Channel movies are not good, that is the fun in watching them... knowing how bad they are. But this film is just plain awful. It was made with such little care that it seems as if the people who made it were hanging around in a parking lot making this film with the camera on their cell phones. This film is completely and utterly ineptly made. Here is an example... part of the film takes place on an oil rig out in the middle of the ocean. OK, I understand that you had no budget and could not afford to film on a real oil rig so you had to film at a land based industrial complex. No problem, that is how films are made. One piece of advice... if you are filming at the previously mentioned land based industrial complex as a stand in for your oil rig in the middle of the ocean try not to capture the trees and telephone polls and streets with cars driving by. This was painful to watch.

Please make it stop... So bad... So stupid... Can't... process... the badness... Noooooooo!I wish the 10 lines requirement was not in place because this movie is so bad that 10 lines are completely unnecessary. I would have to pad this with a lot of redundant adjectives. Any further commentary would suggest a level of depth that simply is not there. I figure a 12 year old with a video camera could come up with a movie half as good as this. That's right, this movie is on par with what a 12 year old could come up with. And not even a talented 12 year old. Should be required viewing in film schools on how NOT to make a movie. Yes really, that bad. 10 lines yet?