Mercenaries (2014)

look... Asylum movies fall into these categories.. 1) really bad or 2) so bad they're entertainingbut this one actually exceeds expectations and is worth a watch. is it great? no. but for a one time hour and a half time waster, sure, give it a go, I wasn't upset that I watched it... if your a picky person, give it a pass, if you just want some mindless entertainment, give it a go...The acting is decent for an Asylum movie, the story is plausible (somewhat) and it's probably the best film ever produced by "Asylum" that I've seen, and I watch many of them! I'm twisted that way...

A truly horrible knockoff of The A-Team on Premarin. A terrible plan, with no hope of success, badly executed. On their own the actresses might have pulled it off... as in faintly interesting with enough alcohol - but with no direction over no plot where is the hope. Try this with some suicidal pals - every body gets in a double wide garage with AK-47's and fires 700 rounds each - at each other - OK? Ha Ha I fooled ya - it's the A-Team on Midol!!! No one gets hit - not even grazed! Cause after all they're all 8 feet apart!! Ha Ha can't hit a standing target!! Fox takes a hostage 4 feet from Clay and escapes - hello - shoot her in the brain stem all gone! Once again a movie not worth a review but cheaper than therapy...

It's Plan Nine from Herzegovina.Maybe Balkan Gargoyles?No, no... It's Mant!Imagine the very worst movie you've ever seen - maybe Victor Mature's One Million BC. Then imagine ol' Vic in drag.Sure, there've been worse. Probably Bollywood or Bulgarian. I've missed those, though.Merc's could have been enhanced without stress on the plot if the entire cast were nude. Imagine a president's daughter kidnapped by militant naturists and having R Crumb's lesbian pirates tasked to the recovery.Don't miss it!

The presidents daughter is kidnapped and 4 tough as nails women go after her kidnappers. Yes it isn't the best quality but it is just a fun movie about some kick-ass women. For a low-budget, straight-forward film it gets the job done. A movie with a lot of female characters that are all empowered. This was clearly not meant to be a complicated film, it is about bad ass women who aren't over-sexualized for the male viewers. I doubt critics would condemn it in the same way if it were a movie about men. I believe they would love its faults if the heroines were heroes instead. A fun and empowering movie for everyone with an open mind. A good movie to watch on a night in with friends. PS it's streaming on Netflix right now.