The Little Panda Fighter (2009)

I gotta tell you folks, I gotta say, and I see some great movies on this website, terrific movies, I gotta say, you guys have the best movies. There are great movies out there, but we have the best movie here, fantastic movie here. People call me up and ask me, they say, they go, Pffft, what's the best movie? Believe me folks I get asked all the time, ask anyone. And I tell them, this is the best movie, it's great, love it.

The Little Panda Fighter is a touching tale of a young panda force into the military. The story follows our hero as he tries to survive the tough jungles of Vietnam and find the true meaning of freedom.On his way to Laos he meets a polar bear from South Carolina. The polar bear, Ace, tells him stories of his time as a kung-fu master in the US. The stories are incredibly exciting with great high- quality action scenes.In a (SPOILERS) tragic attack on their base, Ace is taken by the Viet Cong and thrown in a POW camp. Our hero sets out on a quest to find him.On his way there he too is taken by the Viet Cong and is brought to a camp not so far from Ace's. With the help of a few other animals he escapes and heads through the Jungle to find AceOnce he finds Ace, he is caught yet again and forced to play Russian roulette by the VC.Ace nobly sacrifices himself and our Hero gets away and survives the rest of the war to meet his wife and 3 children.T H E E N D

This movie was absolutely dreadful to watch and doesn't even live up to it's title, if the bear wanted to be a dancer instead of a fighter, why is it named "The little panda fighter"? It just doesn't make sense, neither does the plot or the speech of the movie, can someone even remind me what the plot was? I don't even know...the speech...well that's all been explained in the description, the bear looks like he almost missed a line and suddenly said "That jerk." The worst thing about this movie and almost made me sick to my stomach was the gut- wrenching animation, it looks like some newbie in Blender decided it would be a good idea to put together a movie, despite having barely any animation skills, the animation looks sickening, as you can tell that the joints are barely connected together, which comes down to this:What's the purpose of this movie...?

I have never seen a movie just as bad as this. The characters look like abominations, very dull colors, and really bad artists. (I'm talking about the background paintings). So I don't even know where to start on this review. This would be left to CinemaSins, or MrEnter, or whoever reviews movies.So first off, this is a rip off of Kung Fu Panda. A film made in 2008. That movie was EXCELLENT. So this animated movie has animation that has NO form of rendering. And the animation is so bad, the items go THROUGH the model's skin.The actual plot is about this panda that wants to be a dancer. Even though the title says FIGHTER. And there is a polar bear that likes to beat people up. It's like they made a production error, or Video Briquendo is just trying to lie for people to watch the movie.I have seen pretty bad films like The Last Airbender, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and a lot more. AND EVEN THEY KNOW HOW TO CORRECTLY USE CGI. Hell, even Fanboy and Chum Chum does. This film made me cringe so badly, It made me NOT to ever watch another movie from this company again.