Baberellas (2003)

This is Sci-Fi soft core. An alien species operates a reality TV show called "Plunder that Planet." The aim is to steal the sexual energy from that planet. Earth was chosen and an all girl LA band called "Top Heavy" is chosen as the conduit for said energy.This sci-fi spoof is all about showing off as much breast as possible. Julie Strain actually has a small role in the film, but shows up more in the extra features. Indeed, the extra features exhibit as much nudity as the film including fully nude under water shots which is as much fun as girls on trampolines.As a sci-fi spoof it ranks well below "Flesh Gordon."

There is not much to say for this flick. Oh yes, surely, there is a reason why they exist, it's for the guys. But the movie itself is full of really bad CGI, looks like Commodore 64 stuff, really. The storyline is bad it's always the same but at another location, dressed undressed, next set, same again. The acting is bad, they just can't act, and look at the narrator, does his hairstyle reminded you of a horror classic? It's classified under science-fiction, well, in some way it is but the most important reason to watch such flicks is not for the storyline or the CGI or whatsoever, you just look at it for the boobs, and let me tell you, it's full of it, even some full frontal bushy and shaved vagina's. But the important part aren't the spaceships but the juggs. 4 girls do have the main lead, well, their, sigh, you know what, and they come in all sizes from small till heavy breasts. So this is for the lonely ones who have shares with Kleenex, or for the six pack guys having a evening together, choose yourself. May the juggs be with you.

My wife gave this a "2," but I gave it 3 bonus points for a total of 5. One of the bonus points was for Michael Spezaly's body-paint work on the aliens for the blacklight scene (a person could say the "nude actresses" playing the aliens, but I suspend my disbelief for fiction movies, and find it presumptuous to assume 1)aliens naturally wear clothes, and B)are female just because they sport something akin to double-D kazongers on their upper torsos). The other two bonus points are for the 3-minute, 48-second "Swimming Pool" music video from "Hydraulic Clown Heads" as a DVD extra, which provides the underwater half of the movie's pool scene.

When one rents a movie like Baberellas, theres only one reason for doing so...the girls. This movie has plenty of them and they are nice to look at, but that is the only good thing about this movie.If I had to sum it up in one word it would be--ANNOYING. The "plot" has something to do with an alien needing sexual energy and so she captures it from these women on Earth. To tell you the truth I didnt get much of the plot because I started fast forwarding after 5 minutes. The special effects are the funniest part of this "comedy." The computer graphics look like they came out of a computer game circa 1992. Totally pathetic. And whenever there are scenes of nudity they arent full screen, theyre in some weird "space monitor" so its only about half the screen big. Which makes viewing this movie EXTREMELY (I wish I could type that "extremely" in 50 foot letters) frustrating. The only reason I rented this was to see the beautiful Julie K Smith. Shes looks amazing in this and so I guess I got what I wanted..........kinda.