Evil Toons (1992)

What? Why is the rating so low here? It wasn't like this movie even tried to be good! It wasn't like it even tried to tell you it was good! This was a bad movie made to be a bad movie made to entertain you on the basis of it being a bad movie!It achieved that goal. You can't give the movie 3 stars for achieving the goal it set out to.And to ensure it is both bad and entertaining, a cartoon rapes someone. That's right, you have a cartoon raping a human.It's kind of like someone watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and then said "hey, we can do that so much worse. You think that's good? We can make a movie like it that is so bad you'll love it!"And that is exactly what they did. It's a twisted B-rated version of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" only the cartoon are evil and that makes it, not better, but in a category all to its own.It's not trying to scare you and even the jokes aren't trying to make you laugh. It's trying to be a bad movie that entertains you by hitting all the cliche's of the bad movie genre.So, 10 out of 10 stars, it set a goal for itself and achieved it.

If I could give this both a 1 and a 10 I would, it's that sort of film.My friends and I as teenagers went through a period of deliberately renting the worst video possible rather than the best (preferrably with scantily clad women on the cover. That said, who is the girl on the cover, she's not one of the cast?) We always followed the theory of a film could be good or bad as long as it wasn't boring. Evil Toons won hands down! The good stuff, zany music and imaginative opening titles although they go on rather too long. The girls are all gorgeous and we get to see plenty of tasteful nudity. Madison Stone's striptease is a highlight and she tackles her role with great enthusiasm if not subtlety. Monique Gabrielle however is the standout, not a bad actress and pretty convincing as the nerd, she really comes across as likable and sympathetic. Now you know just by looking at her that she's the 'ugly/pretty girl' who's going to have her Diana Prince moment (take off her glasses and let down her hair to reveal the sexy beauty underneath) but it's only when she does her fondling herself naked in front of the mirror scene that you realise how INCREDIBLY sexy! (watching this for the first time we all actually gave a collective ROAR of lust!). Some good gags too, love Megan's ponytail standing up in fear and the killer line "You little bitch, I'll get you for this in the sequel!" Some nice supporting cast too, especially Dick Miller. All good natured too, at the end everyone is alive and happy.The bad? Yes it's cheap and cheerful, the monster is pathetic and the actress Barbara Dare is just terrible, her monotone beyond parody. David Carridine before Tarantino rescued his career really does act like the living dead.Rather puzzled why it's 18 rated, no gore, little violence, tame nudity, not even any real swearing. Possibly the rape scene although again, can you take that seriously? (Borders on GOT/Galaxy of Terror-fic, a fetish for beautiful women raped and impregnated by monsters/aliens/demons whom they then fall in love with-just Google the term or search Monster Sex/Breeders on Amazon)All told it will never win any Oscars but it's a fun romp for all

There are so many things wrong with this movie, I'm not really sure where to start. There is little animation, the plot is a not so subtle rip off (the book is a very cheap replica of the Necronomicaon used in the Evil Dead movies), the acting is pure garbage and the ending is beyond stupid.What the hell is the point of this movie? Sure, there's a good bit of nudity, but it just comes across as boring and tired. The girls are pretty, but their assets are wasted in this piece of trash. The effects are also pretty laughable.I love B movies, don't get me wrong. But there's usually some sort of redeeming quality. This thing didn't even make me laugh.Don't waste your time.

Four Sexy Young Girls? Oh Please, For one thing the Porn is not even necessary, Who the heck wrote that in. For a second, None, and I mean none of those Woman could act, for a third, They got the Title Wrong, It should be Evil Toon (The Toons in the book don't count). The only guy who could really act was the manager, and unfortunately even he sucked. And the Icing on the Cake was that the animated Monster looked like crap. I'm sorry, but this Film IS the worst thing I have seen, go back to writing comic books or what ever the hell you used to do 'Fred'. (if you're even still alive).