Fantastic Four (2015)

This is by far the worst movie i have seen in the cinema, with a potentially amazing cast this movie is boring from start to finish. i would honestly rather poke my eyes out than watch this movie again... DO NOT WATCH

About no movie deserves a true 1 out of 10. If some things are good, it at least deserves a 2. But this, is a masterpiece of my garbage can I burned a billion years ago. Nothing is satisfying. It doesn't deliver an origin story or anything. No action I remembered. Actually, I don't really remember anything from this movie. This was just bland and didn't even have a clean fresh team up. It was so dark and blue, it was like it tried to make the most cliched but unoriginal hackeysack possible. The whole movie was pointless in anything. Most of the time weren't even what you'd want in an action movie. And it's not so bad, it's funny. It wasn't even trying bad. And the villain is another super cliched thing. He was a villain for no reason and just averagely cliched. It's impossible to possibly support this. One of 20 worst movies I've ever seen, possibly 10.

There was nothing Fantastic about this movie, not a second or a scene in which you can say "wow, now that was cool". I understand in the world of superhero movies disbelief is seriously suspended, but to spend over half the movie with the most boring backstory imaginable (not clever, not funny , kid gets slapped around, teacher is an ass, at least have some justice prevails moments). The very second Miles Teller's pathetically weak face appears there is no doubt that the rest of this movie is going to continue to suck cause there is no way that face is going to save it. Oooh, how interesting , looking at books in the library and awards in the hallway. I think the test monkey was more into his role than any of the rest of them, and with the back story given who would care about them anyway? Source material is there for a reason and the wheel need not be reinvented to attract some imaginary movie going genre. Tell a good story with characters people care about, add some humor that isn't stupid or just plain wrong (waterboarding in 4th dimension?) Bad military guys or are those corporate suits we're supposed to not like, who the hell knows or cares. Here kids, just sit up to these chairs and test this high tech equipment, no safety or supervision required....yay, it worked first time, fist bump, uh grab (actually mildly funny moment) Does Sue like Reed now? Who knows, who cares? Oh, and let's not forget to throw in a "it's clobberin' time " just for nostalgia's sake. Time for Fox to get out of the Marvel business and in 10 years or so perhaps revisit this and do it right (like DC and WonderWoman, it can be done with the right script, director and cast)

This movie may have confused me more than any movie ever has before. It's not awful, in the beginning. The introductions are informative but not overdone. Comedy is existent and has a good tone. It's not full of puns and crap like "language!" that you get in the MCU. Yet then the pace is about to pick up and...it doesn't. But wait, later in the movie the pace is setting itself up for liftoff and...the movie is over. It feels like the audience spends the entire movie waiting for the movie to start. This is disappointing because it had a lot of promise starting out and never lived up to it.