Pandemic (2016)

At least with a handheld cam the shaking can be slightly controlled, but this 'helmet cam' POV is the most horrifying thing about this terrible movie. It is SO shaky I can't tell where anybody is or what anybody is doing - are those infected people opening the back door of the bus from the outside to get it? Seems like it, but I can't really tell because the camera is shaking all over the place. Other than that, everything was horrible. Bad script, bad acting, bad plot. Unrealistic dialogue delivered with all the skill of poorly-programmed robots. 'Plot' that is more holes than plot. Easily one of the top ten worst movies I've ever seen.

Take three sport cameras, some friends. Ask thirteen for a zombie movie scenario, and you'll probably create a better movie.

I have seen The Chosen One starring Rob Schneider and I would say that this one is worse.I have seen Gummo and I would still say that this one is worse. Writing a Zombie movie is really not that difficult. In the amount of time that it is taking me to write this review I am certain that I can write a better movie than this abomination.This is the type of movie that will put you off watching movies for a while. If you were to watch this movie immediately followed by The Godfather & The Shawshank Redemption you will hate them both since you would have developed a hatred towards cinema by now. If I had a time machine I would go back in time and beat the living hell out of the directors career guidance counselor. I would go back and admonish his parents for allowing him to pursue a career in directing. A part of me died after watching this movie. I no longer have a will to go on. If the director & Justin Bieber were hanging off a cliff and I could save only one I would pull up Justin Bieber. After watching this brain numbing movie I want to become a Zombie really badly just so that I can eat the Directors brain and save the world from any future torment that this director might be inclined to make. When it comes to Zombie movies the choices for storyline are endless but for some reason this clown decided that he will make a movie shot entirely using helmet cams. It is distressing to the eyes and the brain to sit through this one. I hope the director gets eaten alive by Zombies.This is without a shadow of doubt the absolute worst movie that I have ever seen.

Being British my propensity to moan about things is always inwards and never outwards... However after watching this film I went out of my way to sign up to IMDb just to leave a review for this film and warn others that 90 minutes of your life will be lost, pointlessly. To be fair I actually thought the acting wasn't too bad, it was the actual story and plot. It is absolutely pointless. That is the only word I can accurately describe this film, while sticking to IMDb rules ie not swearing...profusely. think of all horror clichés and multiply them by a Googleplex. I was actually insulted that the director thought I was that much of a mug I would buy his plot. I made my bro watch this as I thought it looked OK and I like Alfie Allen. I'll never live it down and should probably do my self in for the pain I caused him. I could go on and on and on but it's making me remember parts of the film and ill need a blowtorch to remove them from my memory. To anyone who thinks "I need to see this film, and see how bad it is"....Don't!!! Tattooing your eyeballs or an*l with a velociraptor would be much more constructive. Thank you to the director...you sir, are a clown!