Zombie Hunter (2013)

OK I hardly ever write reviews but for this I have to, This has to be the WORST film i have ever seen for so many reasons Zombie film usually rock but this was just rotten so so so bad i feel ripped off because it actually has the ingredients to be a great film its like they wanted to make it bad. First it has 1 half big name in it Danny Trejo so you think it might be good, WRONG IT SUCKS, he gets wasted after a C%$p small part by a very very fake CGI monster. And then there are 2 very fit babes in it, 1 with big bangers who wants to bang everyone AND THEY KILL HER OFF, Man come on she was the only thing worth looking at. Plot stunk they obviously tried to make a cult film Tarantino type but ended up making a bag of Cr*p, don't waste your time in fact if you hate someone then buy them this as a present, Director K. King GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB...

This movie is a very failed attempt of some sort of Resident Evil kind of genre. Even from the trailer we are shown who is about to die and who is going to make this film an embarrassment to the world.I have to write at least 10 rows for this comment and that is too much for this movie, yes it does not help the movie industry and I have no idea who makes this atrocities!? Every day a "wanna be" movie director comes out and puts a monkey in a wheelchair to write a failed script with zombies just because they can make a fast buck and that is a crime to the art of action horrors that keep zombies "alive" in our "brainz"! If you want to smoke something funny and laugh at something stupid this is the movie for you, but other than that you can dodge this fiasco like a train on fire!

Man, this movie was a wild-rid of a film! I love me a good zombie movie and this was a good one all-right. I was a little nervous to see this since it was from a first-time producer, but I think he did a great job! If you like Robert Rodriguez movies and the Resident Evil movies, then you will like this, since it is sort of a mix between the two types. If you don't like blood or adult material, then definitely sit this one out though. It is a "gore-fest" to say the least with lots of adult humor, horror and sex. If you are into all that or don't mind it, then go see it. It will definitely keep you attention and you and your friends will be talking about it long after.

There was a time not so long ago when the independent flicks ruled the horror business but that's over. Nowadays independents aren't delivering the goods, there's nothing to spot and most of them are utterly boring. For some reason, money I guess, famous names are but on the bills to attract the fans. Here we do have Danny Trejo as Jesus but he's in it for just a few moments. This flick is full of stereotypes like the macho killer, the smart girl, the nerd, and of course the sexy chick. Here we have problem one. The so-called sexy chick do walk around scantily clad but when she's given her pole dancing she stays dressed. O sure, she shows them titties but off-camera. Big mistake. But not only that, the zombies faces are really well-done but that's it, it's only their faces that are zombie looking. The clothes they walk around aren't what they should be. And then we come to the effects used. I don't have any problem with blood flying against the lens of a camera but here we always have that effect and the blood has some purple colour. What the hell. One of those flicks were you take your remote and wanted to push the fast forward or even the eject button. And for Danny, hey man, you're going for the money or what, Rise Of The Zombies (2012) was another disaster. And if you have a close look here at Zombie Hunter you can see posters for Ozombie and Orcs, do I need to say more. A bit too much of talking and the same action (read effects) used.Gore 2/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 2/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0/5