Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008)

I don't get it, why would anyone pay to see this? David Hasselhoff is by far washed up character and after "Baywatch" there is not much to expect from him. The thing that bugs me the most with all Anaconda sequels is that the snake is all together badly described. Why? Well anyone who watched at least one documentary episode about these animals, knows how these beasts behave, and aside of the third part where these animals are DNA tampered with, not one have a good excuse for that kind of behavior. Mainly the way they move, sound and look. And than...things go from bad to worse, dude gets pierced through his chest with the snakes tail and they try to do CPR on him. Shoot me for giving this movie a try, thank God for not paying for it.

This Anaconda is bad! I don't mean the snake, although that is ugly looking too! I'm talking about the movie. The snakes looked so fake and the movie is weakly made, as compared to the intensity & seriousness of the first two anaconda movies(the 1997 & 2004 releases).Stars like David Hasselhoff gets wasted(no pun intended) and the rest of the cast is forgettable including the main lead, Crystal Allen.The basic idea in the story sounds nice - a billionaire spending lavishly to set up a science lab experimenting on snakes and other creatures to create a cure for his bone cancer but that proves disastrous as the experimental snakes grow monstrous and attack the humans, slaughtering or swallowing them alive. But turning that idea into movie reality crashed. It was boring & uninteresting, simple as that.Verdict: Me thinks, the anacondas ate up the actual production of the movie, including the script! Could be why this flick looks messy :p

I've heard that this was the worst of anaconda movies, but I've found it surprisingly entertaining.Giant anaconda that was mutated for experiment is on the loose. The movie runs very much like the Python if you've seen it. Giant snake slithering around and people hunting and running away depending on which scene. The story is bit thin, but acting is good, and twist and turn in the story keeps your attention glued to the screen.Not a complete wreck by any means compared to some other monster creature based story. Recommended for a view.

When I stumbled across this on Sy Fy and saw that the Hoff was in it I thought, proceed with caution it's either going to be good or terrible. It was terrible for the most part although did have the potential to be so much better.The film mainly consisted of the super giant snake attacking people in a variety of ways. It was far too focused on the various gruesome ways a stereo-snake could kill someone and not really on much else.Overall it was just needlessly gory.That being said I got to the end and did manage a chuckle at points so it passed the B movie test. It's watchable if nothing else is on but I wouldn't go out of your way.