Naked (2000)

This might be the worst movie in the history of cinema. Watch it if you get a chance and feel the rock bottom. It ain't gonna get worse. Actually it must almost be difficult to make a movie so devoid of talent, plot and acting. 10 year old kids doing something for their comrades at school and we're not talking about the smartest kids here might be the nearest equivalent. Projects as bad as this gets stopped on the way but something went wrong here. A monstrously stupid script made it to the screen. I had to watch it to the end. There's an ocean between this movie and the second worst one.Gimme me money, actors and a camera and I'll make a better movie in a month. This is no bragging - most of us would.I'd be very surprised if anyone who thinks this movie deserves even 2 stars don't know the film makers personally or were involved in the project.

OK, here I am, sitting in a bus on my way to I19 Boden, as one of those chaps that gets drafted each year in Sweden to be trained in combat in case of war...The bus ride is 8,5 hours long so a movie is welcomed as time-distraction. I am a movie-going bastard, its my favorite hobby...Then the movie starts. A guy is having a bachelor-party, his "friends" drag him, while past out, into an elevator, puts a condom in his ass and leaves him there. He wakes up pulls out his condom, and tries to get to the wedding naked. OK, did you get that? No worries. This filmmakers decided that he would suddenly wake up in that elevator again, and again, and again, and again, and gain, and again ad infinitum(I lost interest after the first few) and again and again... after the first 20 or so minutes of this movie, I was ready to scream. And guess what? he wakes up again (you beginning to see a pattern here?) after 45 minutes I was shielding my eyes and covering my ears... "please make it stop! I'll do anything... anything... just make it stop!!!" I now understand how Alex in A Clockwork Orange must have felt while undergoing his treatment... this is psychological warfare at it's worst.To top it off, the film-making, screen writing and acting skills is of a zero-budget Bulgarian hardcore porno, without any sexual intent whatsoever, shot with the cheapest possible video-camera as the only equipment.I am therefore confused about some of the ratings... was I even watching the same movie as them? I don't know.I never want to see this film again, period.Oh, that's right. I checked the spoiler-warning-check-box. OK, he gets the girl in the end. But I didn't care by then. I wanted to take the video out and burn it to ashes and then... do something very obscene on it just to let off my steam. This was almost a year ago, and just the thought of this still makes my blood boil. I still love movies of almost any kind, mind you.

Loved it!!! You crazy swedes sure know how to make brilliant comedy, and this is no exception! "Ground Hog" day was great, but I actually liked this one better. Swedes make better comedy than Hollywood, or perhaps their humour is more appealing to me. They are not afraid to take things one step further, which is exactly what they did, and what made this movie better than "Ground Hog" !Best of luck to the makers, as to future projects!Regards from a fellow scandinavian film maker, And Gerilja Film

Naken (Naked) is a hilarious journey into the world of things that can go wrong when getting married. After a disastrous bachelor party the groom wakes up naked in an elevator, two hours before the wedding. To make things worse our unfortunate hero has to relive this nightmare over and over again in the tradition of "Ground Hogs Day". One more thing... in Sweden naked means butt-naked, not the Hollywood this-guy-is-naked-but-we-can't-show-it naked. Watch out also for Playmate Victoria Silvstedt who makes her feature film debut!