Aliens vs Avatars (2011)

Unfortunately, this is not a review, its a warning! and unfortunately it takes more time of my life. Time witch I have already retardedly wasted on this indescribable vomit. It is actually so bad it might even be dangerous for you to watch. You may want to consider self mutilation as an optionally pursuit. To even mention words as acting, movie or script, makes no sense. This is so by far worst of all worst, that you have to redefine the word. Turn of your TV first and then watch it, would be a time better spent. It is so dreadful that it might already be forbidden in some countries.Is it really that bad, you might ask...well flush you head in the toilet for 80 min, and you just might...No, this misery is even worse. From 1-10 its very close to...that feeling you might have after you just succeeded to rape yourself with a knife and a hammer. Someone said that, Plan nine from outer space is the worst film ever made...hmm,well that might be true, but that is at least a film, this is just 80 minutes of disturbance.

Okay this is my first ever review and unfortunately its for this pile of garbage! I watched this movie just to see if it was really as bad as the other reviews claimed it to be and its much worse. I have seen my fair share of B movies and this one is in a league of its own. I wouldn't even give it a sympathetic A for good effort even if a bunch of school kids have made it and they don't look that young. Its porn acting without the sex! so you can imagine what i am talking about. The visual effects are a sorry cause and the way the story has been put together is really pathetic. All in all watch a game of golf and you will find more entertainment in that!

I was invited to watch this movie with a friend of mine. We both love Aliens and Avatar movies, so here might be the perfect combination.Unfortunately it turned out to be more like a hangover or perhaps someone used to produce XXX-rated movies who have made this.I am not sure if its a serious production or just some school project that was made to see how many IMDb users would tilt about it.I hadn't heard of this movie until my friend invited me and after watching 50% of it (zapping through the rest) - I guess we know why it never showed up in any cinemas. No one would pay to watch this movie in a cinema.The special effects looks like something made with AfterEffects in 2002 and the actors (if they are at all) are so bad I for a start thought this was going to be a soft-porn movie.The "alien/avatar" parts are - well, looks like it was made as a school project. If its just a school project, they can be "okay" proud with it, but don't waste your time on this if you like Sci-Fi. There is NOTHING in this movie worth watching - well except a half nude scene, aha! so it WAS a soft-porn movie or?

I would give it ten stars but that would give viewers the wrong impression about this movie. There is not a doubt in my mind that this movie was a complete and total flop, but it's the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I'm a huge fan of MST3K, and this movie would be a modern classic by their standards. It's so easy to make fun of. The acting, the not so special effects, and the set-ups were to die for. I rate this production as movie making at some of its worst or unintentional comedy at its best. It's really a must see for people who get a kick out of making fun of movies.