Frankenstein Created Bikers (2016)

This straight sequel to the film "Dear God No!" was worth the wait. This is a massive production with tons of extras that exceeds in becoming the new standard for exploitation homages. The cast, look, insane dialogue and sheer whacked-out situations are all on a point. If you love that sleazy unpredictable cinema from the late 1960s to the late 1970s, you're in for an all-out party. Best served up with several cocktails, I saw this film turn a mild mannered film festival crowd and it turned into a night club. The crowd was mostly stuffy filmmakers working in other fields and even they were floored by what this film accomplishes, enough so to give it a rowdy standing ovation. This ain't your typical straight to video hokum but a well crafted masterpiece that validates every bargain bin I've dumpster dived and every comic-con screening roulette wheel I've rolled. It's like a tribute to Russ Meyers, Hammer Frankenstein films and more but it isn't really. It doesn't attempt to give you little self-aware winks, it just lives in this weird universe of these other classic cult movies.Thank you film gods and thank you to this team for delivering the goods. Laurence Harvey and Tristan Risk are better than ever too! How the hell did they get them? Must have been the sweet script. The absolute best the underground has to offer. Impressed.

Frankenstein Created Bikers is all about excess. Excess blood, gore, puss, explosions, nudity, near non-stop laughter and violence. A completely off the wall, no holds barred smorgassboard of absolute cinematic enjoyment. People blow up when shot with revolvers, gore is splattered at least every couple minutes once it gets past the first two minutes. It is so freakin' good that I think my eyes fell out and had an orgasm due to the cinematic bliss. The film begins with kids in a van going to the woods and you think oh crap not again but they die right away by a monster! Then we get drug addict zombie bikers, mad scientist, bounty hunters, strippers with guns, fetuses, body pits, roaches and a talking friggin' head!Chainsaws too! This is one bloody gory deathfest. It has the best suicide ever put on screen and a woman actually rams her dead kid back inside her! I couldn't believe it and you won't either. There is so much nudity it is insane and profane. No rape either. They don't take the cheap way out but still bring a new shocking vision. It is shot with some many different styles of horror films and set- ups the non-stop violence keeps getting more complicated and interesting. Did I mention how damn funny it is? In a new way too. It doesn't take itself hipster serious but knows why you are there and what you want to see. There are no words in the history of mankind that can help me explain to anyone the insanity that is displayed in Frankenstein Created Bikers. This is exactly the movie that Hollywood needed to have kicked up it's butt. Sit back, relax, and prepare to have your head explode! Go see it now or you'll regret it!

Bikers from the grave are forced to catch a Bigfoot in order to get the dope that keeps them alive. Not a spoiler. That's the beginning of this insanity. Holy Toledo how did this get made? It has everything and consistently goes into weirder scenarios with an enormous cast, tons of monsters, grue, guns and female nudity to spare. It looks fantastic from being shot on film and not video. The sound quality is Hollywood level, which completely surprised me not knowing much about this. The acting is great too and totally over the top without entering cheese territory. There is so much going on, you just can't grasp it all in one sitting. The lines in this flick are just rapid fire B-Movie gold. Laurence Harvey (Human Centipede), Tristan Risk (American Mary) and the lead biker are standouts who deliver their words with casual evil delight. I'll admit, I didn't fully understand what was going on the entire time but I was having fun. I really want to see it again. I really like how they turned horror scenarios upside down and kept you guessing what would happen next. I was wrong half the time, which was great.Big kudos to the special effects team too and all their real practical effects. There are some gore gags you have never seen before, ever! I found out this is kind of a sequel to another film called "Dear God No" so I watched it and it's fun also. Not this crazy fun, though. I can't wait to see "Frankenstein Created Bikers" again and a third one in this series.

Saw the Canadian premiere for "Frankenstein Created Bikers" at SHOCK STOCK and let me tell you this was one of the most fun experiences in theaters I've ever had! This is the The Ben-Hur of Exploitation film, a 2-hour epic filled with blood, breasts, guns, gore and oh so much more! If Grindhouse \ Exploitation films are your cup of tea then you need to see this movie because you have never seen anything like it! Huge Hats off to Ellie Church, Tristan Risk, Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby, and Laurence R. Harvey epic performances! James Bickert awesome job, sometimes the jokes or gags were so back to back i was still laughing or in awe I'd miss the next thing! This demands a second watch and I can't wait to grab it on Bluray when it comes outWarning NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH!