Somebody Help Me (2007)

This movie was simply OK. It is extremely hard to understand all of the time. It starts out with a bunch of friends at a vacation cabin until 2 go missing. apparently there looks to be a ghost child a random stalker outside and some1 who walks in their house. it also is mainly gory. it is not scary all it is is gory and at rare times suspenseful. It switches at random moments to the friends dying to whatever. it makes no sense. it also ends in the random stalker killing the guy killing the kids in his own house and apparently the little girl is his daughter? WTF and u realize this all at around the last 10 minutes. there isn't any reason the stalker to be in the killer's house. it is just funny. while i was watching it i called the killer "The hiker" cause he's always hiking somewhere or killing some1. no sense. oh hes also a plastic surgeon

Flipping through I turned on this awful movie and continued to watch until I couldn't stand it anymore. Most of the plot made NO SENSE! Okay, yes, it was supposedly a slasher film but does that mean everyone has to act as if they are already brain dead? Why ....does the sheriff sit around all day investigating presumably online but goes out to "investigate" AT NIGHT! ....does the girlfriend go in the closet, wait for a few bars of music and then come out again? ....does she not look around at all! I actually could not bring myself to watch the end so I have no idea what part the guy in the truck played or even why the doc was doing what he did. I didn't care frankly after the little girl showed up. PLEASE!!!! I am curious what happened to the one kid who used the phone. Why did he collapse? My guess is from the awfulness of the movie but that's just a guess.Run as fast as you can if this comes on again!

Several couples descend on a cabin in the woods for a little R&R Unfortunately, there is a mad killer on the loose and he starts picking them off one by one. We get to see some nifty torture sequences straight out of HOSTEL. The acting is strictly from hunger, but what else is new in the slasher category? The novelty of this inexpensive, 80s-style horror flick is that some of the couples are black and the story is largely seen through the eyes of two black guys. Too much wandering around the woods, which is standard for this type of movie, to help pad out the running time. While it will not win any awards, SOMEBODY is watchable. And better than AX 'EM. Far, far better.

I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe.