Bigfoot (2012)

I do not know what she thinks worse movies in which all people are hypocrites or bohemians with a fourth that he talks about environmental protection and peace. Everyone in this film is disagreeable egoist, everyone in this movie does a lot just to help themselves or to feel better themselves. The damned around environmental terrorists who do not mark them with that they could do him more harm to the human world with their behavior than climate change ever could do, I damn city folks and festival organizers who do not notice that they harm more with you from behavior The flora and fauna could do anything climate change could do and even the filmmakers thought they needed it, as did Greenpeace to recycle everything in this film, including the dialogues.Visually one of the best made lines has movies because I actually have a real afloat here and we have done real thing in the movie. Most people only get a good start and / or a good endscene shoot and 90% of them can spend the rest of the time letting the characters sit around and have a chat. I do not know how they got a lot of your dirty production Alis Cooper but I would like to find out so I know what to celebrate on my birthday Otherwise, from the bad Playstation 1 graphics of the thinnest drama and the contest in the back treasure in the occasional change garments this film is simply awful. For a trash movie I give it a 4 Oh God, I just notice this movie as well as Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid only worse.

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Bigfoot can take its place alongside the great Bigfoot movies of the past such as Sasquatch, Abominable and Boggy Creek. Where Bigfoot can one-up them is with the amazing cast. Barry Williams and Danny Bonaduce are the stars. Howard Hessman and Alice Cooper are cast in supporting roles. The photography is quite good. The dialogue is to die for. Lots of little hidden references to Danny and Barry having known each other in the past that will bring a smile to anyone old enough to remember them as childhood actors. The CG for Bigfoot is not overdone making the monster fun and enjoyable. The story has a great message about the environment. Also the story allows even the bad guys to be fun. So why only an 8 and not a 10? It was good but not Sharktopus good. Still a great piece of entertainment! Thank you Asylum! Keep up the good work. I'd pick Bigfoot over Inception, Prometheus, or The Dark Knight Rises any day of the week!

Watching this, I was more upset watching actors have to say such lame lines in implausible situations than by anything the "big scary" monster could do.Danny Bonaduce (Danny Partridge forty some years ago on "The Partridge Family) and Barry Williams (Greg Brady on "The Brady Bunch" in the 70's) are the "leads" in this epic, playing totally unlikable characters. Bonaduce is a cynical promoter/DJ, Williams is a really bad folk singer who cares about the environment. Bonacuce stages a rock festival that a couple of dozen people attend, the highlight of which is a guest appearance by Bigfoot: displeased by Alice Cooper's song stylings, he eats a few audience members and literally kicks Cooper off the stage.Sherilyn Fenn, an Emmy nominee in the early 1990's for playing high school hottie Audry Horne on "Twin Peaks" gets to wear Marge Gunderson's old hat from "Fargo" as she attempts to impose order on the scene. Also wearing a badge is Bruce Davison, an Oscar nominee for "Longtime Companion." Davison also directed the film. His direction of a kid's program got him an Emmy nomination a few years ago. He's unlikely to get one for this.As I said, the script is terrible. Bigfoot eats people at a rock concert, terrorizes Deadwood, South Dakota, and briefly visits Cedar Rapids. The resolution of the story (well, sort of resolution) comes at Mount Rushmore.But through all the death and disaster, there's no sense of urgency to the proceedings. Fenn does what she can with an underwritten part, but she's now forty-seven years old. She looks fine- she reminds me of Barbara Hale as Della on "Perry Mason"- but this is a film with poorly developed character parts and no leads.Oddly enough, the special effects aren't really bad. There's some nice use of forced perspective. But we don't know where this huge gorilla came from. I don't think that apes of any sort are native to South Dakota. Because the story mechanics call for it, the monster shows up. To keep the story mechanics moving, characters walk into the frame to be Monster Chow.By the way: I'll admit that I fast forwarded a lot, but I have no recollection of Billy Idol showing up for an instant.