Mega Piranha (2010)

Bad acting, bad dialog, bad story, bad CGI. This movie has the worst of the worst. "So bad it is funny" doesn't even cover it all. It seems like the actors are lip syncing, which just makes the movie even more hilarious.An American ambassador is killed, presumably by terrorists, and Jason Fitch is sent to investigate. It turns out there are no terrorists, only rogue mutant piranhas, but the Venezuelan army disagrees and are just a pain in the ass. However, this is an Asylum film and should not be taken serious at all. Just watch it for the laugh of how bad it is.And drink or smoke something!

A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida.What made this film so great? Tiffany? No, she was less than average (even compared to her other SyFy appearances). The gem of this film was Fitch, played by Paul Logan ("Aliens on Crack"). The way he delivers his lines makes every single thing he says unintentionally funny.And that is the only way to watch this movie -- with a great sense of humor and a tolerance for terrible movies. I have seen more bad movies than 99% of the people in this world, but I recognize the "bad bad" and the "so bad it is good" difference. I daresay this one falls in to the latter category.

After watching this big pile of s***, I was wondering how come the distributors allowed this movie to come out. This movie was made in 2010 with the special effects of the 60s. The end doesn't make any sense. Pretty much everything doesn't make any common sense.This movie is the worst movie I have ever seen by all aspects of it. I'm trying to find something positive about this movie but it's impossible. I saw pretty much every movie that came out for the last 20 years and this is the worse. I give it -10.This movie is a true mystery. How is it possible to distribute something like that? I make better movies with my phone watching nothing.

Oh,why did I record this? Maybe I thought it would be good but it was not.Boy what came upon me of WATCHING this?I mean they have this guy, right, who can kill the piranha by kicking them! Whats up with that?And the helicopter shoots 20 foot bullets at the river that kill 50 foot piranha, but I still see ducks.How do they survive?And it is not even titled right it should be Mega Horrible . And big,big piranha jumping OUT of water, in the city, and EXPLODING? Exploding? Really, wow.but they do tell how the fish' size comes about, the science experiment. This movie makes a new genre, Horr-able. But, there are 50 foot and up piranha killing people, right? That is very entertaining!And, besides, who cares if they're animated, can you do better?