5 Headed Shark Attack (2017)

This movie is so ridiculous. You see the shark jumps out of the water yet people in this movie still stays in the corner. Far from reality lmao.

5 HEADED SHARK ATTACK is the third in The Asylum's series about multi-headed sharks wreaking havoc on unsuspecting coast dwellers; this follows on from the two headed and three-headed variants (although a four-headed shark was bizarrely missed out). The film very much copies the look and feel of PIRANHA 3D throughout, chock-full of bikini-clad bimbos and dumb jocks having fun before they get chomped on by the mutant menace. Being an Asylum film, the CGI effects are cheesy beyond belief and the whole film lacks in realism. The acting ranges from the godawfully wooden to the just-about-managing, while the plot drags together all the usual genre tropes and cliches, from the fame-hungry human villain to the escalating attacks. Only B-movie lovers will enjoy this one.

Asylum just don't seem to understand - you could have the best actors in the World uttering the best script ever written - but if you add horrible to CGI to the mix the film is a non starter.The actors are at least trying in this one to bring some seriousness to the tone - and there are times when tension is generated - but wait a minute - what's this? Yes it's mega cheap CGI coming along masquerading as a shark with 5 heads. Why does it have 5 heads? Well cheaper to produce than a shark with 6. To be honest if they could have generated decent effects if the shark only 3 heads then they should have gone with this.This movie would have run better as a pastiche of 1950's atomic mutation films -'Yes folks - the ending really is explosive' Now you didn't see that coming did you?

You know this movie is going to be ridiculous before you decide watching it. It's that kind of movie that you watch just to laugh at, sort of like Sharknado. Pros: Hot girls Hilarious shark attacks Hilarious looking sharkCons: Acting is terrible CGI is bad obviously. I mean, why would anyone spend a crap ton of money making a realistic looking 5 headed shark. No connection to characters at all. They make poor attempts to try to get you to not want someone to die. Attack scenes are very drawn out. When the shark is swimming, it makes it seem like it's going super fast and close, but then the camera cuts to the people and it's somehow not even close to them.