Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

Here we go yet again, sharknado fighter Fin Shepard is in Washington, D.C. to receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom from the president, another sharknado strikes, devastating the nation's capital. Fin and the president work together to defeat the sharks, and the storm unexpectedly subsides. This time is mainly set at Universal Orlando, what I wasn't expecting was Twister...Ride It Out making a cameo which was a nice touch, sadly it was closed not too long after Sharknado 3 aired.The film has a bumpy pace mostly due to trying to squeeze in celebrity cameos. The story this time is about preventing various storms on the east coast from merging together and creating a "Sharkicane". Some of the characters are introduced just to be killed off as fast as they're introduced with the exception of David Hasselhoff.The kills and action are OK and humor is still there. The ending takes place in low earth orbit (which was completely insane) which begs the question of what is in store for the next installment that was quickly greenlit. The closing scene is just sequel bait (obviously since they already announced Sharknado 4) getting people to vote on the fate of Tara Reid's character by using a hashtag. It would have been an interesting twist to kill off a main character definitively in this movie.This movie is a signal that the Sharkando franchise has overstayed its welcome, the first 2 movies are OK, in short this movie has jumped the shark.

Tara looks much healthier now than in Sharknado 1.Subway advert :) Seems more appropriate to be in Sharknado now that ever.Huge arms on that operator.Hey there secret service Rick Fox.Just think, 2 movies ago he was running a surf shack.Hulk! Dyson Animal Are Mavericks or Wizards fans upset? The President would not be allowed to handle grenades.Sharks are again made of pudding.Fin jumped WAY too early.I see a romance brewing with the VP and Bro-in-Law.He's driving into The Mist.Imagine that actor's credit.. blood gulping land shark victim.... He was on screen for 5 seconds. Take that out of his 15 minutes of fame.At this point the most well known thing to come out of Beverly Hills 90210 may be the Sharknado franchise. Did I really say that? Meteorology! Malcom is once again in the middle.Go on into the military base without any visual check.That's a military base! It's a few scattered tents with a chain fence! Insert 10 seconds of emotion... Punch it! "For people who WANT" to get away from the Sharknado?! Who WANTS to be near it? Roker fail.Mars mohawk dude!!! An astronaut suit with the sam echo football shoulder pads I used in a Halloween costume when I was 6.This franchise keeps rolling right bad ludicrous and on towards insane."I'm a bad ass. How do you do"... Those are real lyrics.That was an extremely forceful "helmets on" command.Now you're just throwing poop? Mascara anti-shark shotgun? That countdown absolutely has inconsistent pauses between numbers.Hasselhoff is really going all in on the rock yourself in the chair acting.Duct tape covering the fake rivets on the phony satellite.This franchise has to be the largest employer of extras in history.I just can't describe this reentry. Utter nonsense.Ian must occasionally stop during filming and think... I'm 52.He just floated to the moon?! There is a 4th Sharknado coming?! And a 5th!? What can they possibly do next? Sharknado Planet?

Having been a 'fan' of the sharknado franchise (to clarify, the awful story and action scenes make this hilarious), the third film was much anticipated. The movie contains the standard, chainsaws (updated to a double chainsaw, gold chainsaw and a special chainsaw) and people going outside in storms when they can see sharks raining down. However, in the third film, there is an attempt at a story line (not necessarily a good thing), the take down of sharks with swords, poles and a ball!This movie offers comedy due to the pointlessness, terrible acting and impossible action scenes, the third one takes it to a new level. I would recommend to anyone who has an hour and a half spare and needs to just laugh at pointlessness!

I have a chequered history with the SHARKNADO series. I enjoyed the first film for what it was, a fun and cheesy B-movie along the lines of 3-HEADED SHARK ATTACK or AIRPLANE VS. VOLCANO. The sequel was a step down for me; it had little story and just went for the ludicrous set-pieces, which were dumb.SHARKNADO 3: OH HELL NO! continues the downward slide with an increasingly ludicrous tale that draws in the President and a whole scenario ripped off from Armageddon; taking the sharks into outer space was definitely a step too far. Instead of being a cult monster flick, this tries way to hard to be some cult so-bad-it's-good comedy, and yet it's not good. It's dumb, cheesy, gory, and has bad effects throughout.After this and PIRANHA 3DD, I think David Hasslehoff has the kiss of death when it comes to B-movie cheese. The only cast member I liked was Cassie Scerbo, who returns from the first to give a thoroughly enthusiastic performance; the rest of the leading players are on autopilot. For most of the time, SHARKNADO 3 contents itself on offering cameo after cameo, with the likes of Frankie Muniz, Bo Derek, am embarrassing George R. R. Martin, and an - OH HELL NO! - Jedward turning up for the cult factor on a regular basis. It's not enough to make this a real film.