Amityville Exorcism (2017)

I wish that there was no stars because that Is what I would have put

Ummmm.... is this legal? Can this be called a "movie"? Uhhhh so bad I guess it was good. We laughed harder at this than most comedies. This is a whole new genre; "Comorror". Good job for making the worst movie ever! If you are on mushrooms, this might be a good bet for a hilarious good time! ;) -3 stars

Amityville has been tagged onto plenty of horrors in an attempt to gain credibility and the majority have been terrible, this however is by far the worst.Watching these 76 minutes was beyond a chore, it was cruel and unusual punishment. I believe in sitting all the way through a film, this is one of those times I regret it.Hyper low budget with a fittingly poor cast, soundtrack, editor and director. The cinematography is some of the worst I've seen and the whole thing was painful to watch.It tells the story of a priest called in to save a possessed girl in a house that contains some of the wood from the original Amityville house.The movie has no redeeming qualities beyond the cover. Staring at that cover art for 76 minutes would be more entertaining.The Good: Great cover The Bad: AWFUL acting Dreadful cinematographyRandom flashing images are moronic Hilariously bad soundtrack Dumb, dumb, dumb Things I Learnt From This Movie: Drinking Jager from the bottle during the day suggests the person is scummy.....or lucky

There were definite budget constraints! In all aspects of the 'movie'. No acting budget. No writing budget. No technical budget. I think the front cover would have been the most expensive part of the whole production.I watched it, as something on the side while I was working, and it quickly became a distraction, akin to the shrill of an alarm clock.The premise is simple enough, much like previous Amityville tie-ins, official or otherwise. You remember the one with the haunted lamp, that's this, but imagine they couldn't afford a lamp, so they just made a piece of haunted wood... i'm not kidding! They should have renamed it 'Amityville: 2x4'. It quickly morphs into an elderly film students attempt at a tragic family, trapped in a poorly written Exorcist for Bible camp children.The board game 'Atmosfear' had better special FX, they should of asked someones kids to do it, it would have looked better! I wouldn't waste your time on it really! Everything here has been done before and quite a bit better too.