The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)

What the...? This is one dreadful film. I watched it but there absolutely nothing that made any sense. I saw the MST3K version after watching "Manos" the Hands of Fate a night earlier. That movie is obviously worse than Batwoman but has a fairly straight forward narrative. Batwoman has none. What is the deal with this bunch of garbage? There is this old gal that wears a mask for no good reason and leads a bunch of dancing broads.After this all is up for grabs. The film goes every direction while making no sense at all, if it was to confuse it's audience at all times. Although the handling isn't as bad as Manos there is no redeeming quality to this picture. The comments on the MST3K version are priceless though, from quoting Doors and Who songs to rants on dreadful scenes, this version is amusing although the movie is a disaster.And what is the story about vampires that starts the picture? There is reference on vampires what so ever in the continuum of the film. A true travesty, this excuse for a film. I thought it might be a wise decision to see this film being not that sober, but it didn't help that much. It is really beyond help!

Mst 3k continues to educate me in the many different way a movie can suck. I don't even know where to begin. So I will just mention how these are the lamest superheroes battling (if you can call walking around aimlessly and dancing stiffly battling) the lamest supervillian for a......HEARING AID???!!! WTF???!!! Most of the time I couldn't hear what the hell they were saying. But the two biggest WTF moments were the Chinese voice coming out of nowhere and that hoedown at the end. The deluge of exposition and "plot twists" at the end was so unnecessary. And what was with the mole people? They appeared for like a second and then were never seen again? I will forever remember this as the episode that nearly broke Tom Servo. END!!!!! EEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is without a doubt one of the best "Worst" movie I have seen. It is sooo funny that I laughed so hard I cried!! I was embarrassed for the entire cast who must have at some point thought they were making a legit flick...now they are cast in history as one of the wackiest casts to hit the screen...EVER! Watch the scientists helper making goofy faces....watch the batgirls fight over what appears to be a horseshoe at a party....poolside go-go dancing...and mole people just on the other side of the beach....!! Its got to be seen to be believed! If you don't see this flick you will really be missing one of the all time "Best" of the worst! I have put this movie on at parties and it is always a crowd pleaser....! My only hope is that this movie would be colorized for future audiences...I would really love to see Batwomans garb in color!

How can this be a real movie? How can even the filmmakers take it seriously? What in Gordon's name is up with that Prof. Neon guy? This movie is a joke.First off, Bob Kane should have sued these people the moment this movie was marketed. Any fan of Batman, or anyone that knows of the comic for that matter, should be offended by this film, as should anyone who speaks an East Asian language (I'll get to that). Secondly, this is terrible! Ter-ri-ble! Not only is the plot incredibly vague, it's just plain ridiculous. Atomic hearing aid? About ten minutes all together of Go-go dancing sequences? Girls pledging loyalty to the forces of good who don't do ANYTHING when they see a man being MUGGED AND STABBED (the horrible opening sequence)? This is supposed to be seen as a crime/action flick, but has elements, humor, and dialogue that would only appeal to an audience of children, and not very bright children at that. And it insults anything it touches. Even the poster makes no sense. Batwoman is about to be attacked by a mole person, yet in the movie the mole people don't even have twenty seconds of screen time, nor do they interact with other characters. I'm glad I only saw the MST3K version, or I'd have been stupified to a drooling baffoon by the end of the first fifteen minutes.The only thing worse than the acting and writing is the characters themselves. They are silly, stupid, and above all idiotic. Especially the Chinese spirit. It's just a voice over, but is clearly not even speaking Chinese. I appologize for the maker of this movie to anyone who takes offense to such racial ignorance.Save yourselves, viewers. Just don't see it. Don't even look at the poster.