Camp Slaughter (2004)

This "thing" shouldn't even be acknowledged as a movie. I have wasted an hour with this abomination. About that time I realized that it wasn't worth watching it because it won't get any better, only much much worse! I thought after the first 30 minutes that I may have a few good laughs of how bad it is...but no, that wasn't the case, in fact I had to cry that I've wasted an hour of my life. I could have done other useful things instead of watching this sh*t like, watching grass grow. Let's get into the movie itself now. First of all, the name...why in the hell it's even called Camp Slaughter, when you'll see more blood, gore, violence and killings in a diaper commercial?! The story is something you've already seen in tons of other horror movies, only here everything turns out very poorly. The actors are horrendous, not believable and their lines are just so dumb, even a monkey could come up with better ones. It's like the director almost ran out of time, he finished the script, decorated the sets but he was still missing the actors, so he rushed around the town giving away free 10% off coupons that can be used at a local supermarket for whoever was willing to appear in his movie. The killer in this movie is a big joke, "Bunnyman" ooh, how scary. If someone tells you the name "Bunnyman" do you honestly think it could be the name of a fearsome killer...I sure as hell don't!! It sounds more like the name of a man-whore you would find in the backs of cheap run-down brothels. By any means stay away from this movie because if you watch it, you'd want your eyes to be poked out with hot needles. As you can see, I have rated it a 1 out of 10, but even this rating honors the movie! They should start from zero or enable negative values in order to properly rate this abomination.

The Swedish horror film "Camp Slaughter" from 2004 is one of few Europeen amateur horror films I have seen. The idea of the filmmakers was to make a tribute to 70s and 80s horror flicks like Friday the 13th. With a mixture of splatter, typical horror and somewhat failed humour it is obvious that the film is a amateur production, and of course the actors are not very good either. If you are fond of the German amateur splatter "Barricad (-Welcome to hell)" you will definitely like this one. Although I myself do not like splatter amateur films (Due to special effects, actors etc.) I do appreciate amateur tributes. Unfortunately, because of the use of humour in this movie, the watcher might get the feeling of a parody rather than a tribute This is definitely worth a view if you like 80s horror flicks, and especially if you do not mind a little bit bad acting.

The movie looks like its been taped by some local kids doing a homework for their drama lessons, but even if so.. it would still get F minus as a grade. As the title tells its about some teenage people getting slaughtered. So after watching 1 hour of the movie I found out that it would be more fun to eat my own "***".. at least I wouldn't have such an awful aftertaste in my mouth as I had when watching this movie. The people in this movie would never even get a role in a commercial for toilet paper. Don't watch this movie, eat your own ... instead.. I recommend you watch the "Jason movies instead". Or why not Freddy vs Jason, Scream.

I had hope that this movie would be a good fall back to the 80's genre horror flicks and that is what it attempted to do, all be it very poorly. This movie was very bad, and bad in a very very bad way not a way in which you want to watch it and laugh at it bad. The biggest problem of this movie is that it is a Swedish film with Swedish actors speaking English. I feel that if this movie was in Swedish the actors probably would have been more comfortable in their roles. Instead it felt like they were trying to remember their lines instead of getting into their parts. I would like to see this movie again in Swedish and preferably with a new soundtrack, the idea is there but the actors are having to work way to hard to remember their lines.