Dirty Teacher (2013)

Jamie Hall's ( Kelcie Stranahan) world is coming to an end. Her boyfriend Danny (Cameron Deane Stewart) wants sex, but she is not ready. Her parents live in an upscale community, but she doesn't have a cell phone because dad got laid off.Mom (Darlene Vogel) works two jobs and they had to rob Jamie's college fund to keep up the house payments. Danny's dad (Brett Stimely) was the one who laid off her dad (Marc Raducci). To top it all off, the new psycho teacher (Josie Davis) has the hots for her boyfriend, and is giving Jamie failing grades who now needs a scholarship.The film was boring. Josie Davis who reminds me of Linda Carter was the highlight of the film. You know where the film is going. The expected dramatic and action scenes are watered down.The flashbacks were pretty much a joke as it gave you a brief picture, but no story that made sense.This reminded me of a bad Lifetime film with adult language. Not worth a Redbox rental.Parental Guide: F-bomb. Brief sex. No nudity.

Although these stories keep popping up every so often those popups give Dirty Teacher what credibility it has sadly enough. But this one was really off the wall.I mean don't they give psychological tests to those wanting to go into this career?Josie Davis is our cougar on the campus. She's a substitute teacher who dresses most provocatively and sets her cap for star baseball player and underachiever Cameron Deane Stewart. At the same time out of jealousy or sheer pique she downgrades his girlfriend Kelcie Stranahan. When she discovers that Davis has seduced her fellow the fur starts flying and the blood gets spilled.Dirty Teacher is a gem from the Lifetime Channel. It would be them that inflicted it on the world.

Yes, even by the low standards of Lifetime's formulaic, crime dramas, this one is bad. Horrible Fatal Attraction rip-off (and there have been many of those) with no surprises, high school drama club-level acting and a terrible script. Don't let the title fool you--this is tame, TV-14 (I would have rated it PG) level stuff. In fact, it plays like one of those old, Afterschool Movies (don't have sex with your teacher, kids!) with just a bit of racy/violent stuff thrown in. Lifetime has made a few, somewhat-decent time-killers, but this is not one of them. I should have checked the IMDb rating before watching this crud, but it was on Amazon Prime (home of a lot of terrible movies), so I thought "why not." I owe the move one thing along those lines, though: after watching it, I decided not to subscribe to AP after my free trial ends, so Dirty Teacher ended up saving me $10.99 a month.

***SPOILERS*** As soon as the high schools new English teacher Molly Matson, Josie Davis, laid her eyes on the hunky school's star 3rd baseman Danny Campbell, Cameron Deane Stewart, fielding and scooping up ground balls for the schools champion baseball team the Wildcats it was lust at first sight. Getting to work on Danny in getting him to have him shack up with her Molly needs to get rid of her biggest rival for Danny's love & affection his girlfriend Jamie Hall, Kelcie Stranahan, the top straight triple A student in her English class. It's not that hard for Molly who has the hottest body, student or teacher, in the school to get the sexual hormone raging Danny to fall head over heels for her. But as things soon turn out Jamie's woman intuition soon realizes that the helpless, in staying away from Molly, and star eyed Danny is cheating on her and threatens to expose his union with his teacher! That can ends up having him thrown out of school and Molly not only lose her job but be indited for statutory rape!Catching both Danny & Molly in the act Jamie gives him an ultimatum to either leave Molly or she'll expose his relationship with her to the dean that would end up putting both of them in the sh*t house. It's then that Molly starts putting the squeeze on Jamie giving her failing grades that will keep her from going to collage. This tawdry love triangle escalates when Molly driven by both lust & revenge sets up a meeting with Danny, who by now reluctantly dropped her, in a local park to talk things over. It's there with Danny telling her it's all over that she runs him down with her car and later frames the totally innocent Jamie for his hit & run death!***SPOILERS**** Now facing time behind bars not a collage education Jamie despite being under house arrest goes and confronts Molly and in a wild cat fight between the two has the local police, who had a tail on Jamie, come on the scene as Molly, not knowing she's being monitored, spilling the beans about her killing Danny Stewart for leaving her. All this just show how a hot and hunky young man like Danny can drive women completely nuts and wet their panties just by winking at them. It by now was too late for Danny-in him being dead-to have anything to do with women or the weaker sex that in fact ended up killing him. But as for the very much alive and now behind bars Molly she's still a danger to any man she still comes in contact with. Even those cute and cuddly sex starved male security officers, working 12 to 15 hours a day, who are now guarding her in womens prison.