Beneath Loch Ness (2001)

As a fan of monster movies I was keen to watch this . As a Scot I was enraged, horrified for all the wrong reasons and then laughed so much I didn't mind the time wasted watching ! It is worth watching this pile of poo just so that you know that you have probably seen the worst film ever. No matter how bad any bad films you might see in times to come you can take comfort in the fact that you have seen the worst So carry on with hope in your heart and don't look back. Keep this in your collection and remember things can only get better.Or watch with friends and have a dram every time you spot a mistake, terrible accent or bad acting. I would imagine by less than half way through all will be good .

As a fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000," I have quite the tolerance of crappy cinema. Telefutura & THIS channel show 'em every night. But hard to believe, I stumbled upon "Beneath Loch Ness" on CW12 on a Saturday night. I didn't watch all of the film, but I did learn enough to say that this movie depicts Scotland as accurately as Sam Bacile depicted Islam in "Innocence of Muslims." But this ain't no movie worth dying for (literally) or sparking a worldwide protest. Just type a few reviews somewhere online outside IMDb.com w/ numerous obscenities (e.g. "'Beneath Loch Ness' %&~?ing sucks!!") as you would any other bad movie. But the fact that I discovered "Beneath Loch Ness" on The CW proves that it didn't get enough negative notoriety for audiences to hate it like some Razzie-winning films or anything from The IMDb Bottom 100. I did have the somewhat misfortune to watch it in English unlike most movies on Telefutura to learn that the Scots sounded a little too American. "Beneath Loch Ness" has stars (in name only) like Patrick Bergin, the villain in the Julia Roberts film "Sleeping with the Enemy" & Brian Wimmer, who I only recall in the TV series remake of "Flipper," also featuring a pre-famous Jessica Alba. The underwater depiction was flawed in the sense that the movement of objects was as swift as it would be on land, as in the scene where the divers find the pink eggs or something like that. Not only that, the explosion of the depth charges looked like explosions in the air. I've seen better underwater explosions on "Gorgo" (as seen on MST3K). But I can't finish this review w/o the most egregious flaw of location scouting. If you're gonna make a movie set in Scotland but can't actually be in Scotland, choose a similar location w/ mild, temperate climate. & there are many of 'em, like New Zealand or Nova Scotia ("New Scotland" in Latin). Or the other side of N. America - BC or WA; everybody makes movies there! But this Loch Ness was actually Castaic Lake in California. As a Californian who's traveled many times between Bakersfield & the L.A. metro area, I recognized the Mediterranean landscape w/o Googling it! Castaic Lake is the first exit on the I-5 south after passing through the mountains that leads to fast food restaurants & gas stations! Needles 2 say, "Beneath Loch Ness" is typical crappy movie-making from its bombastic CGI monster to cookie-cutter characters & plot. Watch only while channel surfing & if you have a high tolerance of stupid cinema.

This is one of the worst movies ever, Ms Anthony and Mr Bergin should know better but must have been desperate!! The accents are a total laugh, the insults to the Scots are many and most would be insulted beyond belief.......the errors are outstanding and laughable and the yanks win the day again (yawn!!!) Total tripe!!!!! is there was a rating as 0 I would have given it. I wonder why movie makers indulge in this sort of dribble, they are obviously not going to make enough money from it unless they are selling it to morons!!! I would imagine it damages the credibility of all involved, most especially the actors and director....cant see anyone queuing up to employ them after this!!!

I like this movie, I thought it was very well made and written. However, Loch Ness is definitely better. The thing that made me like this less is that it has so many scary parts in it, that my little brother, who likes Sci-Fi movies got scared and ran into my mother's room afterwards.I am very interested in the Loch Ness monster though. The best part is when they show him for the very first time. It was very good thought. Kudos to the cast, crew and filmmakers! Two Thumbs Way Up! Just remember nest time to make something better and more suitable to all ages!