Day of the Warrior (1996)

Thank God for my love of BAD movies because if I didn't LOVE BAD movies then I wouldn't have been able to sit through Day Of The Warrior.It has so many moments that will leave you shaking your head, going WTF & parts that you'll just have to rewind over & over & over again.Oh yeah, how could I forget the BAD acting.The acting is so BAD that you just have to laugh.If I hear *I've got something to get off my chest* one more time, I'll go nuts.I probably would've watched this movie no matter what but the main reason I wanted to see it was that Buff Bagwell was in it.His wrestling scenes at the end were the worst.I just couldn't wait for them to be over.Watching Day Of The Warrior I started off OK but by the time it was almost over, I even wanted to turn it off.When it was over I almost felt relieved.I've always heard of Andy Sidaris's movies but never watched 1 until I watched Day Of The Warrior.I have NO idea why but now I want to see more or all of his films.I only suggest you watch Day Of The Warrior if you truly LOVE BAD movies because if you DON'T truly LOVE BAD movies, you won't make it through till the end or if you just want to see a movie full of boobs

Some people (not Robert Bresson) proclaim a basic law of cinema: "whatever the movie is about, it will be better with breasts and zombies". Well, in "The day of the warrior" there are no zombies.There is little to add to Sickcritik's brilliant dissertation on this movie. If you enjoy watching "apparently" bad movies, this is a good option. You will enjoy with Andy Sidaris' master subtlety to include scenes with naked breasts. The special effects (those explosions, those weapons...) will fascinate you, the thrilling acting will carry you away (the comic couple, the hispano, the Shakespearian actresses...), you will fear the extraordinary evilness of the villains, as the owl-killer blonde or the Warrior, a psychopath who loves to kill his victims with wrestling techniques, you will be surprised by a soundtrack that it's maybe the worst thing of the movie (and that's a merit!) and finally you will meet the mythical Elvis Fu: I think everybody should meet Elvis Fu before death.So enjoy it!, but remember, don't expose to this movie's quality more than ten minutes every time: more is dangerous for your health.

That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back again. There are far too many men and especially beautiful woman in Hollywood that CAN act, to have wasted good film on this group of characters, and the awful plot, action sequences, and directing. It must have been cast by a hormone raging teen, and directed by ten year old. At first I thought it was done in the early eighties, and was flabbergasted to learn it was 1996. This was nothing more than a complete waste of time. If all you want is to watch busty but somewhat attractive women then this is it. But if you want to watch a movie, this isn't the place to start. It was nothing more than an r rated pornographic attempt at making a regular movie, and it failed.

Easily a terrible movie, but also extremely funny. This has become a classic among me and my friends because it is so bad. There are moments when you can't help bursting out with awkward dialogue and gratuitous clothes changing. Elvis Fu is a virtual bevy of ethnic jokes.The dialogue is so bad it's entertaining. I quote:"Back in Kansas, it's so flat, when your dog runs away you can see him for THREE DAYS." "Wow, that's flat." End of scene. Just one of many awful exchanges. I recommend it.